You are at a bookstore, standing motionless and looking down at these fat books. Actually, it's not even a book, it's a dictionary. Wait, does that count as a book? Anyways, you're wondering which type of dictionary to get. So you just stand there, looking at all these different versions. Your mom is in CD section, listening to Jazz music, and your dad is in the sci-fi book section, probably looking for some new Star Trek books. You really want to go and search for something else, but you need this dictionary for school, so you just stand.
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Okay, you've been standing there for over 30 minutes! PICK ONE ALREADY! Oh god, finally... hm? WHat dictionary is that? ...Never heard of that dictionary before... oh well, as long as you have one, I guess it's okay. Okay, now go grab your parents an go home! ...Eh? What? They don't want to leave just yet? Ugh, fine, go look at some fiction novels then, go.
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Finally! HOME SWEET HOME! Now lets open that stupid $26 dictionary and do that English homework! Yoiu look at the pages, you look for the word 'abandon'. You read the definition, although you may already know what it means... Mmhmm, okay okay,
a ban don v - to leave somebody or something behind for others to look after, especially somebody or something meant to be a personal responcibility.
...Okay, write that down on the worksheet. Huh? You say there's more? ...What's this? This is like a whole nother thing! But lets read it anyway.
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