Every morning chapter 1: hard times at plastic beach
To 2d, this place was a nightmare. Because losing Noodle to some god damn demons back at kong studio wasn't bad enough, he had to get trapped in an underwater dungeon with a whale eyeing him up, stuck with Murdoc and a cyborg copy of Noodle. He also didn't have any pain killers he could try to kill himself on and when he tried ending his own life by hanging himself with his electronic wires Murdoc took them all out of his room, so now he was just stuck in a jail cell with nothing.
"you hiccup brought this on ye self 2d." said a drunken Murdoc over a baby monitor he bought to watch and lesson to 2d. "trying to hiccup hang yourself because I wanted to hiccup recruit you for some singing."
"Just let me die already!" 2d shouted back.
"fine, I'll just hiccup drag you out of hell like I did with Noodle. You really think I'm goanna let you die slave?"
2d broke down. He remembered seeing Noodle stuck there all alone on that raft, and wishing that he could be there for her. Instead thought, he has to be stuck on this island, and even worse Murdoc won't go helping noodle out of fear of the pirates finding them.
Murdoc sighed. "cyborg, would you please go down and check on him?"
"sure thing master." Cyborg said. Murdoc had programmed cyborg to be a bit nicer and kinkier. He knew it was wrong, but what was the point? No women on the island, and what noodle and Russell didn't find out wouldn't hurt them. 2d liked this, he treated cyborg nicely anyway because she looked so much like Noodle, and probably would become the real noodle with his luck.
Cyborg didn't mind visiting 2d. he was gullible and the whole "treat-me-like-a-human-even-thought-I'm-a-robot" was something she liked about 2d. She wouldn't show her kinky side to him thought, only because she liked striking fear into the singer.
She opened the door and saw 2d rocking back and forth in a corner.
"noodle…noodle…noodle…" he repeated.
Cyborg sighed. She felt bad for 2d. Even she was going a little insane giving Master beer 24/7 only to get cursed at. She walked over to 2d and stroked his hair.
"Noodle, is that you?" 2d said. Cyborg decided to have some fun with 2d, and take down some notes. After all, it wouldn't hurt to try to be as close as the real noodle as possible, giving the band more reason to keep her.
"yes 2d, I'm back." she said.
"I'm sorry you have to see my like this Noodle, it's all Murdoc's fault." 2d said.
"now 2d, I'm sure he didn't mean any harm. After all, just look at how good the album turned out."
"yeah right." said 2d.
Cyborg gave 2d a hug. "I'm here now 2d, that's all that matters." Cyborg said.
"I suppose your right…" he said.
"Of course I am 2d!"
"yeah…remember when you used to call me toochi?"
"oh yeah…" said cyborg trying to sound as convincing as possible. "it's been a while thought…"
"I know…" said 2d.
Cyborg was still hugging 2d. Murdoc watched from the camera. He didn't care thought. As long as 2d was in a good mental state and not blabbing to the fans about how old mean Murdoc is treating him like shit and is beating him up. He already and still has hate mail from the itunes interview session.
"that a girl cyborg. Keep face ache from going off the deep end. What his god damn annoying fan girls don't know what hurt them or give them any reason to send me hate mail."
Back in the room cyborg cuddled with 2d, who eventually fell asleep in her arms.