Lessons Learned

by LaVioleBlanche

Ten things that Ivan and Tony have learned about one another. Short but sweet. Can be considered part of the "Bad Things" storyline, or not. Probably doesn't deserve the T rating, but eh. M/M

Sorry, world; this idea thwapped me upside the head and wouldn't let me alone until I wrote it. It is short and very... schmoopy.

I do not own Iron Man.

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10 Things Tony Has Learned About Ivan (The Hard Way)

1. Ivan does not like being sedated.

2. If left to his own devices, Ivan will shun sleep until he collapses.

3. Ivan does not like Tony flirting with other people.

4. Ivan does not like other people flirting with Tony.

5. Ivan is a vegetarian.

6. Ivan does not like surprises.

7. Ivan has the ability to drink Tony under the table.

8. Dissing "The Bird"= No sex for Tony for a week.

9. Ivan is not big on "cuddling".

10. Ivan Vanko is deceptively easy to fall in love with.

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10 Things Ivan Has Learned About Tony (The Hard Way)

1. Tony is ALWAYS horny.

2. If left to his own devices, Tony will drink himself into a stupor.

3. Tony flirts with anything with a pulse.

4. Tony does not like other people flirting trying to flirt with Ivan.

5. Tony is not a vegetarian.

6. Tony enjoys surprising Ivan, especially at 2 in the morning, with anything from donuts to handcuffs.

7. Tony enjoys getting Ivan drunk.

8. Ivan wearing his glasses around Tony= Hours of insistent, demanding, attentive sex.

9. Tony is big on "cuddling".

10. Tony Stark is deceptively easy to fall in love with.