Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Nor it's sequels, which is quite unfortunate, 'cause then I'd have a bit more money on hand. Of course, I do own this plotline.
I just added this prologue so I hope you like it.
Prologue: Oh do shut up
"You're a cunt." Edward hissed from his prison of a closet.
"And you're a useless idiot." Bella paused as she flipped through a worn book. "Why are we stating the obvious again, love?" She looked down at him from her perch on the windowsill, head slightly tilted. "Stop wasting your energy whining. As much as I love drawing blood I rather not do it just for your pleasure." The human man chained to the wall was used to this sort of talk and was too exhausted to care. Edward growled, his black eyes narrowing at her relaxed form.
"Just let me kill the human and I'll make you scream with pleasure." and pain, he added to himself. Bella snorted.
"We've been over this, little piglet. You are not worth my endless time." Bella laughed to herself and stood up. She opened the door to the closet a little wider, blinding him with the influx of light. She flipped through a few dresses that hung there, engulfing Edward in her constant scent. Her naked form taunted him. He wanted to drag her down to the floor and either fuck her or killer, he was undecided on which urge was stronger. His lack of fresh blood made both thoughts impossible. Edward was too weak to even lift a finger.
"So you'll fuck that puny human and that old vampire, Marcus, but you won't fuck me?" Edward's voice was raspy. "If you're going to use me as your own source of food you might as well fuck me literally instead of just figuratively!" Edward snapped his teeth at her and tried to lean forward. Bella found an adequate dress to wear and used the heel of her foot to push him against the stone wall. She ground her foot against his chest where his heart used to beat, breaking a few ribs. He hissed.
"I feel like you're trying to say something important, but just not quite getting there." Bella said as she slid the dress on. She fixed her hair in the mirror into an intricate bun remiss of ancient Rome.
"You cunt!" Edward growled out as his ribs popped back together. Bella walked over to his closet.
"Oh do shut up." Bella said as she closed the closet door engulfing him in darkness before she left her tall tower.
I hope you found this a bit humorous. I'm not counting this as an update so there will be an update tomorrow. Be kind and give me a review.