Chapter 1 : When Samus Isn't Home...

Third Person's P.O.V.

It was a bright, cheerful day. The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and everyone was in a good mood. Well, almost everyone.

Samus busted through the two main doors, and many jumped in fear. The bright sun was quickly blocked by the clouds, and you could barely see anything through the window with the fog blocking everything. The sound of chirping birds were now drowned out by the sound of the pattering rain on the windows. How could the weather change so accordingly to one person!?

Samus whipped her head to see the stares of all of the frightened Smashers.

She snarled. "What!"

Now, everyone jumped back in fear. Palutena had just attempted making a sandwich, and was causally walking out of the kitchen when she saw a handful of Smashers backed up on one side of the room while Samus stood alone, growling and shooting daggers.

Samus raised her voice. "Excuse me?! I believe I asked a question, and you should know I don't like repeating myself! So, what are you all looking at!"

Palutena rolled her voice and sighed. Samus was well-known throughout the mansion, and one her attributes was acting pretty cranky. She had a gift of frightening people without even saying anything, so when she was speaking, she was ten times scarier. And she was also known for freaking out for random things over little things on normal occasions.

Palutena stepped up and looked Samus straight in the eye. "Look Samus, I just got here and I don't know what you were angry today, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's probably dumb."

Many of the Smashers let out gasps while Samus glared at you.

Palutena continued. "So, let this poor Smashers off the hook." Palutena glanced around and finally notices the odd weather. "Whoa, what happened to the weather? Huh, I can't even believe I didn't notice that. So, Samus, why are you acting so crabby anyways? What's got your panties in a bunch?"

Samus growled. "Well, since everyone so desperately wants to know, I will tell. I have been called for a meeting involving my profession and I'll be gone for the entire weekend!"

Palutena shrugged. "What's so bad about that?"

Samus began to shoot daggers. "Well, some of us like to do stuff on the weekend, thank you very much"

Peach started to whisper to Ike. "I bet she's just afraid that somebody's going to go in her room."

"Can it Peach!" And with that, Samus angrily stalked upstairs, probably to go guard that suspicious room of hers. As soon as Samus was out of earshot Peach pulled Palutena down to her level and began to whisper quietly yet quickly.

"Ugh, it's so annoying how Samus makes such a big deal of things! You know what, I think it's time that someone put Samus in her place, and we could be the ones who do it. Yeah, let's break in her room when she leaves! Then we can find her deepest secrets and keep them as blackmail! You in, Palutena?"

Palutena looked down at Peach's hopeful yet vengeful look, then looked up at the ceiling. What am I thinking, actually considering to help Peach with her diabolical plan. Then again, Samus' freak-outs do get pretty irrigating. You know, what the hell. I guess this could be interesting.

Palutena turned to face Peach. "OK, Peach. You've got yourself a deal; let's destroy Samus!"

"Yeah!"