First World Problems
Welcome to this episode of First World Problems, featuring your favorite cast from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood! Disclaimer: Remember folks, I don't own these people!
Lust:
I'm too beautiful for humans.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Envy: I'm too cute. For everyone!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Gluttony: I'm so hungry!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Greeling: I'm just a prince...
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Wrath: I have an actual job to go to...
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Pride: My mom won't buy me an IPhone because I'm too young, even though I'm over a thousand years old!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Sloth: life is such a pain...
PROBLEMS!
Roy Mustang: Too many women love me!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Hawkeye: Do your work, sir.
PAPER WORK PROBLEMS!
Everyone except for Hughes: My crazy co-worker won't stop showing me his family pictures!
HUGHES ANNOYS PEOPLE!
Kimblee: Starbucks never makes my coffee hot enough.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Havoc: The colonel steals my """girlfriends""" (Triple air quotes for emphasis)
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
Ed: post war Germany is a drag.
OTHER WORLD PROBLEMS!
Al: I'm in a suit of armor...
FIRST- oh. Bro...
Ed: My mom is dead and I only have two limbs.
Bro. I am so sorry. Like, wow...
...yeah. Awkward. So, that's it for this episode's First World Problems!
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