Heyy pal-Os! In honour of Broadway bringing CATS back and my growing re-interest in CATS I will be hosting a non-stop drabble party! That's right, folks, once a week I shall be plucking a drabble request submitted by YOU the people, writing it, and then posting it so the world can see what monstrosities go through the minds of fans.
"But CrazyIndigoChild, que is a drabble?"
Well my underinformed friend, a drabble is a story or scene that lasts no more than 1000 words. Don't look it up or you'll get lots of mixed messages. Trust me on this one.
"How does one such as myself partake in this drabbling?"
You think of a scene, conversation, or a prompt that I can reasonably fit into 1000 words and submit it via response/comment and Voi-freaking-la, you're in!
"Oh CrazyIndigoChild, you poor naïve soul, surely you're not going to go against the time-honoured tradition of capitalism and do this all for free are you?"
Heck no! Well… yes, BUT NO! See I have a wilting ego to feed and telling myself I'm great is like drinking your own pee to stay hydrated. It sucks. What I require is reviews. That's all. Feedback on your drabble and others is all I'd like. If you're going to sit there on your keister and read this crap you might as well let me know how I'm doing, right? Basic FFN etiquette.
"But review writing is so hard!"
And writing your weird kinks when I could be writing my own drains me of my life force, but sacrifices must be made!
"Any more demands?"
Yes, please! BE AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. It's a bit hard trying to come up with new ideas for every request. Here's a handy-dandy formula:
(Character/pairing) + (Theme) + (Scene/event)
For example: Deuteronomy hurt/comfort after he forgot the safe word in a very acrobatic night of debauchery with Skimbleshanks.
Now...
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
In 1000 words or less!
Onward!