Reversal

Summary: Wouldn't it be interesting if it was Hiyori who shot Kuroha instead?

Disclaimer: No.

A/N: ...*cautiously waves*

"...you're kinda creepy, y'know?" A young, girlish voice cut through the gloom of the Daze.

The snake slowly turned away from the pile of dead kids and stared at the girl. "And what'sssss it to you, princesssss?"

Hiyori folded her arms and tapped her foot impatiently. "My point is... oh, forget it. You were disgusting when I first met you, and you'll continue to be disgusting forever."

"Disgusssting? Princesssss, have you looked in the mirror this morning? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black~" The snake hissed delightedly, pointing its tail at the gaping hole on Hiyori's torso. If you looked closely you could see the mangled organs inside. "It ssssseems like pole-sssssan has been especially kind to you~"

Hiyoru crossed her arms over her stomach. "Fuck you, Kuroha."

Kuroha - the snake - started to cackle. "Lookssss like I hit a nerve, eh?"

Strangely enough, Hiyori only smiled back. "Hey, hey, Kuroha~ let's play a game!"

Kuroha eyed her suspiciously. "What ssssort of game?"

"Let's play 'Treasure Hunt'! The rules are simple, one person hides an item, and the other person has to find it."

"You have no itemsssss whatsoever to hide, princesssss. Unless you plan to use your clothesssss?" The snake began to laugh.

Hiyori smiled sweetly. "Whoever said I was going to use my stuff? I already borrowed and hid one of your items."

The snake flicked its tongue in confusion. Then it shook itself and transformed, taking on a humanoid form - the body of Konoha, after turning into Kuroha.

"MY stuff? What could you possibly have taken from me?"

"Take a guess~"

Kuroha patted his pockets. "The only thing I own is..." his eyes widened. "...a... gun..."

"Bingo." The barrel of the gun cocked and pointed at Kuroha's ear.

Kuroha's eyebrow tilted. "...are you trying to kill me?" He laughed. "Stupid girl! I'm immortal."

"Whoever said I was going to kill you, stupid boy?" The gun fired.

BANG.

Kuroha instinctively flinched - until he realised he wasn't in pain at all. He looked over himself and, upon finding no gunshot wounds, started laughing again. "Wow princess, your aim sucks!"

Hiyori only smiled.

Kuroha frowned, because he suddenly felt a bit of pain in his right ear. He touched his right headphone - and felt a USB thumbdrive stuck to it. It didn't come off even after he tugged at it.

"What is this?!" He shouted at Hiyori.

Hiyori looked back innocently. "I'm just a widdle girl, widdle girls don't play with dangerous things." She said sarcastically. "That wasn't a bullet. It was a USB with a very special virus in it."

"Hi, Kuroha!" An energetic voice yelled in the boy's ears.

"You! I thought I killed you!"

"I'm immortal too, moron." Ene replied, making sure to turn up the volume to maximum on his headphones. "Anyway, let's begin!"

Kuroha stared at his clothes. They were turning white. "What are you doing to me?!" He yelled frantically.

"Commencing reversal." Ene intoned.

Kuroha felt his entire body twist. "Stop! I don't want - not him!"

Hiyori only looked back expectantly. "Konoha-san's coming back..."

Kuroha's vision started to blur. "N-No! Please! Not him! I don't want to turn back to HIM!" He screamed, and fell to the ground. As he fell, he happened to look at the hole on Hiyori's stomach.

Through the hole, he could see the 'dead' Dan members slowly opening their eyes and moving.

/ACTIVATED UNIT: KONOHA. STATUS: NORMAL./

A/N: Bored now.