Rated T for Swearing and Yaoi

I do not own Ouran nor VK. They are both to epic for me to have written. Now, on the other hand, I do own the plot to this story.

Beta-ed and Edited by KM329

A/N: I finally got around to doing another fic! Yay! This time it's a cross-over of Ouran and Vampire Knight. I typed this up while listening to the Plants Vs. Zombies theme 'coz my friend (KM329) was playing it

Story Start…

"Zero I, I love you."

Kaname and Zero were standing next to the fountain at Cross Academy. Kaname was stuttering, - something that any respecting Vampire would deny if they had seen it for the fear of the consequences - and staring at the ground while Zero was blushing like mad, trying (and not succeeding at) to use anything around as a reason not to look at the Pureblood in front of him.

"AHAHAHAHA~! AHAHAHAHAHAHA`!" (A/N: I think we all know who this is.)

"What the hell…?" Zero exclaimed as he tore his eyes from the man in front of him to come face-to-face with a brunette cackling like a maniac, while rising up from the ground, an evil look in her eyes.

This day just kept getting better and better.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Zero, seriously pissed about her interrupting Kaname's confession. "Go away." He stated clearly.

"But I can't!" She exclaimed, excited for some reason.

"Why not? You're disturbing something here!" Zero said angrily.

"OH NO! Do continue! Its just so MOE!"

She held up some books, spread out so that the cover could just be read.

"Vampire… Knight? Whassat?"

"I LOVE IT! I've read all of it so far! Oh, I thought for sure Yuki-Chan would end up with Kaname, but seeing this! Ohhhhh!" she sighed, staring up dreamily into space, her eyes shining like diamonds.

Kaname finally spoke up, his voice getting stronger by the moment as the initial shock wore off.

"Who exactly are you?"

"Oh!"

The girl jumped down from her platform and grabbed Kaname's hands, ignoring the cold look he gave her.

"You were the one that confessed, weren't you?" She chattered on aimlessly as Kaname cheeks slowing tinged pink.

"Renge! Didn't I tell you not to make trouble?"

A/N: I actually have this whole story written out, I just can't be stuffed putting it all in one chapter *sweatdrop*. Forgive me!