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Ianto_Jones: Hey Rhi! How are you?
Rhi: Ianto! I didn't know you had Skype?
Ianto_Jones: Yeah, me and Jack use it a lot when were at work
Rhi: Why don't you just text each other? I'm assuming you have each other's numbers?
Ianto_Jones: You assume correctly, but the boss hates it when I'm on my phone, this way I can look like I'm actually doing work mowhahaha!
Rhi: I thought Jack was your boss? And you, not do work? Who are you and what have you done with my Ianto?
Ianto_Jones: Jack is my boss, but the others complain of favouritism ;) And I now its hard to believe but sometimes work gets boring, and instead of looking like a lost sheep I *pretend*. I should become an actor I'm that good
Rhi: Second thoughts, you are my brother, vanity proves it!
Ianto_Jones: Oi! I'm not that vain?
Rhi: Mmm, true, I've seen worse, like that boss of yours! Jenny says he fancies himself!
Ianto_Jones: Whos Jenny? Whoever she is she got that right!
The_Captain: Hey! That's not a very nice thing to say about your boss/boyfriend!
Rhi: What the-!
Ianto_Jones: *Rolls Eyes* Couldn't keep away could you? You know, you don't have to monitor EVERYTHING I do?
The_Captain: Very funny , In my defence I wasn't 'Monitoring you' I saw my name mentioned and couldn't resist joining in…it's for your own safety ;)
Rhi: Ahem
Ianto_Jones: Sorry Rhiannon, my boss/partner (because he's wayyyy too old to be my boyfriend) is a complete arse at times. Oh, and why '' ? You've never called me
The_Captain: WHAT! That was uncalled for I think you just brought yourself overtime!
Rhi: Whoops someone's in trouble
Ianto_Jones: I work overtime every night anyway, so that wouldn't make the slightest difference. All I can say is it was worth it Moahahahaha :P
The_Captain: Mmm true…I think I'm going to have to come up with another punishment for you ;)
Ianto_Jones: Not while my sisters listening your not!
Rhi: Technically I'm reading not listening…and don't let me stop you
The_Captain: She's as bad as you
Rhi: Oi!
Ianto_Jones: Oi!
The_Captain: You even talk alike to! That's just adorable!
Ianto_Jones: Everything's adorable to you
The_Captain: Only you my love
Rhi: Ianto and Jack sitting in a tree, K,I,S,S,I,N,G!
Ianto_Jones: Oh god…
The_Captain: Carry on Rhiannon, can I call you Rhiannon? I think Ianto likes it!
Ianto_Jones: I do not! You are so going to pay for that one Harkness!
Rhi: Call me Rhi, everybody does
Ianto_Jones: FLIRT ALERT!Call me bubbles everybody does
The_Captain: I think someone's getting a little jealous ;)
Rhi: Flirt alert? Really? I'm a married woman!
Ianto_Jones: That won't stop him, believe me!
The_Captain: I can restrain myself I'll have you know!
Ianto_Jones: AHA! Don't make me laugh!
The_Captain: Your belief in me is astounding
Ianto_Jones: I based it on past experience, what can I say…
The_Captain: Your evil!
Ianto_Jones: I try my best ;)
Rhi: Annnnyyyyyway… I was complementing your looks Jack
Ianto_Jones: Oh, here we go…now who's flirting?
The_Captain: Why thank you Rhi, You don't look so bad yourself
Rhi: So Jenny got the vain part right ;)
Ianto_Jones: She did indeed!
The_Captain: Heyyyy no fair! I'm not vain!
Ianto_Jones: You keep telling yourself that
The_Captain: At least I don't stand in the mirror for half an hour making sure my tie is straight!
Rhi: He don't? Does he?
The_Captain: He does! Believe me!
Ianto_Jones: Making yourself look presentable is in no way vanity, It's called professionalism. Something you clearly lack Captain.
The_Captain: Ark at you! Getting all superior when your angry
Ianto_Jones: I'm surprised you even knew what that word meant
The_Captain: Of course I know what it means, I'm your superior remember?
Ianto_Jones: How could I forget? Although with that ego it's hard not to!
The_Captain: It's not that big!
Ianto_Jones: Righhhht, so telling people to call you Captain is not ego-centric at all then?
The_Captain: It's the truth!
Ianto_Jones: Meh….So Rhi, as you were saying before you were so rudely interrupted?
The_Captain: It is!
Rhi: Where was i?
Ianto_Jones: You was telling me who Jenny was
The_Captain: Who's Jenny?
Ianto_Jones: That's what she's about to tell us if you listen!
Rhi: You know Jenny, Ianto? Blonde hair, brown eyes, loves animals, obsessed with that TommyJoe Ratliff bloke?
Ianto_Jones: Ohhhhh! I know who you mean!
The_Captain: Is she single?
Ianto_Jones: That's enough of that you!
The_Captain: Sorry, couldn't help myself, must be my big ego
Ianto_Jones: Your never gunna let that go are you?
The_Captain: Nope
Ianto_Jones: What, even if I promise to make you some of my Prize-Winning coffee?
The_Captain: Now who's being egotistical?
Rhi: Take the coffee! I would! Its bloody marvellous, it is!
Ianto_Jones: Thanks Rhi ;) I love you forever
The_Captain: Share the love?
Ianto_Jones: No chance.
The_Captain:
Rhi: Ahw Yan, that was a bit mean? Don't ya think?
The_Captain: Yeah, Yan ;)
Ianto_Jones: Nope. He deserves it.
The_Captain: Do not
Ianto_Jones: Do too!
The_Captain: Do not!
Ianto_Jones: Do too!
The_Captain: Do not!
Ianto_Jones: Do too!
Rhi: GUYS!
Ianto_Jones: Sorry, Jack, say your sorry
The_Captain: Neveerrrrrrr
Ianto_Jones: Jaccck?
The_Captain: Iantoooooo?
Ianto_Jones: Jack, apologise now or your on instant for a month.
The_Captain: Ok, ok, I'm sorry…happy?
Ianto_Jones: Very
The_Captain:
Rhi: You've got him wrapped around your little finger? Haven't you Yan?
The_Captain: He has not! I think you'll find it's the other way around.
Ianto_Jones: What can I say? He worships the ground I walk on ;)
The_Captain: That was taking it a bit far,
Rhi: Yeah, I agree
Ianto_Jones: You think?
The_Captain: Yeah
Ianto_Jones: Meh
The_Captain: Meh? You've been saying that A LOT lately
Ianto_Jones: It's my new word!
The_Captain: Oh here we go again…
Rhi: He always does this I take it?
The_Captain: Yup! Last week it was PMSL, and the week before that is was ROLF…
Ianto_Jones: At least it isn't 'lol'. I REALLY hate that abbreviation!
The_Captain: lol
Ianto_Jones: *Death Glare*
The_Captain: You've used that on me so many times I think I'm immune to it
Ianto_Jones: No one's immune to The Death Glare.
Rhi: I am!
The_Captain: I doubt that ;)
Ianto_Jones: No she is, she's put up with it longer than you have.
The_Captain: Ahahahah! You've just contradicted yourself ;)
Ianto_Jones: Have you swallowed a dictionary?
The_Captain: I could make the comment so very dirty
Ianto_Jones: I know you could. That's why I advise you to keep it to yourself.
The_Captain: You know too much
Ianto_Jones: That's the way I like it ;)
Rhi: You two are liked an old married couple
Ianto_Jones: No! Don't say the word 'Couple' Jack gets all moody about it!
The_Captain: I do not!
Ianto_Jones: Do too, hospital remember? Oh, and then there's when we came back and Gwen made the comment that we were like twins than a couple.
The_Captain: I'm sorry
Ianto_Jones: I'm not convinced.
The_Captain: Well I could help convince you but your sister's online.
Ianto_Jones: You know me so well ;)
The_Captain: Why thank you ;)
Ianto_Jones: Anyway, haven't you got paperwork to be doing?
The_Captain: Ohhhh and there was me thinking I was the boss…
Ianto_Jones: You're not mature enough to be the boss,
The_Captain: I can be mature!
Ianto_Jones: Meh
The_Captain: I can!
Ianto_Jones: Alright, you can! Gawd, its like having a kid!
The_Captain: You spelt god wrong ;)
Ianto_Jones: Funnily enough, I know.
The_Captain: Ok, im gunna go before you bite my head off…byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rhi: Bye
Ianto_Jones: Good boy. Oh, and do that paperwork PROPERLEY! I don't want to have to waste time re-correcting it.
The_Captain: Yes sir!
Ianto_Jones: Bye then –X-
The_Captain: Luv ya!
Ianto_Jones: I Love you more
The_Captain: That isn't possible ;)
Ianto_Jones: Ahw, you can be so sweet sometimes
The_Captain: I'm sweet all the time, you just don't acknowledge it ;)
Ianto_Jones: You really must tell me where you got this new lexis from
The_Captain: IKEA, you can get everything in IKEA
Ianto_Jones: HEHEHE!
The_Captain: Byeeeeee –X-
Ianto_Jones: -X-
Rhi: OH JUST GO ALREADY!
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Rhi: You two are sooooooo in lovvvveeeeeeeee
Ianto_Jones: Shut it you.
Rhi: That's no way to talk to your sister
Ianto_Jones: I know, I know.
Rhi: What's wrong Yan?
Ianto_Jones: Do you think Jack's ashamed of me?
Rhi: No, why on earth would you think that!
Ianto_Jones: Because he says he hates the word couple, and when anyone mentions it he tenses up. It's like he wants us to be together, just not seen together.
Rhi: I think you're just being stupid, he loves you to pieces!
Ianto_Jones: Probaby
Rhi: So what's he like then? In the flesh?
Ianto_Jones: Handsome, clever, witty, caring when he wants to be…ect.
Rhi: Sounds perfect I bet he's good in bed…
Ianto_Jones: Rhi!
Rhi: What? Can't blame a girl for wanting to know, Jenny said he was like a film star!
Ianto_Jones: Huh! He'd like that comparison
Rhi: So how long you been together?
Ianto_Jones: Well we've known each other for a couple of years, but not properly 'got together' till February of the first.
Rhi: Ahw that's sweet! He's just what you need
Ianto_Jones: Thanks
Rhi: Well I better go, the kids are running riot and Johnny can't cope by himself
Ianto_Jones: Ok, bye sis
Rhi: Bye xx
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The_Captain : 'Handsome, clever AND witty' eh?
Ianto_Jones: PAPERWORK!
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