((Hello readers! I just got an idea and I thought it would be a good idea. I don'town any of the akatsuki members though. I do own Akane, Nikki, Saru, Deidra, Yukiko, Miyuki, Inyuki, Akiki, yuuka, kaiki and Nara. Hope you enjoy the first chapter. It's Deidra's birthday.))

Deidra was dragged down through the hall of an abandoned building by her friends Nikki and Akiki. They yanked her into a room that was decorated with balloons, strimmers, and a bunch of other stupid things. She growled low, but nobody heard it. They shoved her down into a seat, smiling. "guess what Deidra!" Akiki yelled excitedly. Deidra groaned. "what?" she mumbled looking down at her own feet drowning out this pitiful sight of a birthday party. "KAIKI DECIDED TO THROW YOU THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY! WERE PLAYING GAMES FIRST THOUGH!" Deidra nodded her head annoyed. "so where is the birthday games?" she asked. "I don't see pin the tail on the donkey or musical chairs." Nikki rolled her eyes, knowing how Deidra felt about this whole thing. "were playing 45 minutes in heaven." All three girls thought instantly of Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi a slight blush appearing across their cheeks. "l-lets go." Deidra stated with a soft tone still thinking about Tobi. The other two girls nodded and walked out of the room. Deidra followed them to another wall with a closet in it where everyone was gathered. Kaiki smiled and giggled. "about time birthday girl! We already had the Akatsuki pick out their numbers. Now pick a number out of the hat Deidra." Deidra nodded looking at her mother (Akane) and father (Deidara) that were sitting side by side, blushing as she walked past Tobi. She reached where the hat was placed, slowly reaching in. she grabbed a number, pulling it out. It was the number 2. She hears Kaiki. "what number is it Deidra?" she could tell there was excitement in Kaiki's voice. "it is the number 2." She mumbled. Deidara's eyes widen and so did Deidra's. "F-Father…? Y-your number 2?" Deidara nodded once not saying anything, but stood up walking to the closet. Deidra gulped, blushing like crazy. They both entered the closet, shutting it and they heard a few chuckles from the others.

((so… how was the first chapter? And hell yes! Incestness shall be involved in chapter 2!))