At last! The return of Slim Pati!
Standard disclaimers apply: I dont own Digimon, Eminem(Dr. Dre does) or anything else but my years supply of M&Ms and Limp Bizkit CD's.
So don't think you can try suing me :P

The Real Slim Pati

by The Infamous Boss Reo

May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the Real Slim Pati please stand up?

I repeat: Will the Real Slim Pati please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Pata: Y'all at like you never seen a flying digi before
jaws all open and hittin' the floor
like Ken and Wormon just burst in the door
after losing the war
n' started whoopin' his ass worse than before n' throwin' over furniture (Ack!)

It's the return of the- aw wait, no way, you're kidding.
He didn't just digivolve to what I think he did, did he?

And Pikachu said...........nothing, you idiot! Pikachu's dead!
He's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Pokemon otakus love Patamon!
Jigga jigga jigga, Slim Pati I'm sick of him, look at him!
Flying around, booming his you-know-what,
digivolving to you-know-who.
(Yeah, but he's so cute though!)

Yeah, I probably gotta couple of screws up in my head loose,
but it's no worse than what's going on in Tai and Matt's bedroom (Ow! Ow! Ow!)
Sometimes I just wanna get on the show n' scream and shout,
but I can't, but it's ok for Yolei and Mimi to make out

She want's to be her sis! She want's to be her sis!
And as soon as you turn around, they give each other a little kiss! (::smooch::)

And that's the message we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what yaoi or yuri is,
of course they're gonna know what a bishonen is by the time they hit fourth grade,
they got the internet, don't they?

We aint nuthin' but digimon
well, sum of us are yaoi too and always like to get it on. (weeee!)

But if you don't wanna hear me drone like Boss Reo
the why don't you go read fics about TK and Davis when they're alone?

So if you think Pikachu's the Anit-Christ
kids, go throw your digivice,
sing the chorus and it's like:

I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Cuz I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Pikachu don't gotta talk in his show to push his movie.
Well I do, so screw him and screw Mewtwo.

You think I give a damn about a lemon?
Half the readers can't even stomach em'
let alone stand em'

"Slim, what if you're in? Wouldn't it be a scare?"

Why? So the author can just lie to get readers there?
N' make me and TK a pair?
I'm just hoping Gatomon'll switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Veemon and Wizardmon
n' hear them argue over who she first got it on

They should both know that her first mon was me.
"I hope my first litter isn't like this. Hee hee."

Of course, she also kinda likes being with Vee,
so maybe we can get a room for just us three. (Yay!)

I'm sick of all you you mimato groups
all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent in here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me
who make trouble like me
n' like to Boom Bubble like me
Walk, talk and fly like me
it just might be the next best thing
just ask Izzy

I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Cuz I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

My fics are head trips to read into
the writer's makin me do things you joke about in your livin room
n' wether I'd like to admit it
any fic with me in it
is 99% better than any taito out there

And you wonder why kids eat up these songfics
like pock sticks

Though it's funny
at this rate I'm goin' when I'm twenty
I'll be the only digimon still makin money

Workin' in fics, gettin busy with the honeys (::whistles::)
starring in lemons and goin at it like bunnies

In every single person there could be a Slim Pati bein' funny
working out in a Burger King
Boom Bubbles in your onion rings (P-tui!)

Driving circles in the parking lot
screaming for you to give it up
with the seats all drenched from spilled 7-Up

So will the real Pati please stand up?
Put one little finger on eah paw up
N' be proud to digivolve an' be outta control

Let's hear it one more time
loud as you can
how does it go?

I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Cuz I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Yes I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Cuz I'm Slim Pati, yes I'm the real Pati
all you other Slim Pati's are just copy-catting
so won't the real Slim Pati please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

(Ha ha. Guess there's a little Slim Pati in all of us.)

(C'mon, let's all stand up.)