A/N: This was written on request of Simplysparks. Not much of a Sam and Dylan fan myself but I hope you all like.
What a day I have had, honestly at times it's like working at a zoo or a farm of some sort.
Well we've got those annoying paramedics laughing like hyenas.
Not to mention that Floyd, he could be described as a bull in a china shop or something equally as annoying.
That Big Mack, well the amount he eats he could be described as a horse.
Those nurses with there beady eagle eyes, watching and waiting for us doctors to slip up.
Well anyway that's not the point, the point is my ex wife is trying to make me jealous in the most juvenile of ways.
So she swans in this morning and approaches Doctor Kent of all people. Gives him a kiss on the cheek in full view of everyone and tells him she had a wonderful night last night.
I mean what does she mean by that?
Did she spend it with him? Or is she just simply being overfriendly in her response to his question of "How are you?"
Not that I'm at all interested, in fact it bores me. It's as about as exciting as lancing a boil or attaching a drip.
Not that I do any of that, God no. Those tasks are for the nurses but if I did do them, I'm sure I would find them tedious.
Tom Kent?
Why him?
He's just some paediatric doctor, a glorified nursery worker in my opinion.
Yes, I'm sure some women would fall for his charms, Like that Nurse. You know the one with the big hair? Looks bored all the time? She's seeing Floyd?
Not Sam though, I always thought she would go with someone with a bit about them than him.
He bought her flowers so I hear. What a pathetic attempt of flattery. Does he honestly believe that if he buys her some commercially overrated and supposedly romantic gift, she will climb into bed with him?
Well I thought better of her but whatever like I said her tedious love life doesn't bother me.
I wonder if mine would bother her?
Do you think she would think about me like this?
I hope she would.
No what I mean is...
Well you know...
Anyway forget all that, in my view two can play at that game.
Zoë is stood by the vending machine here's my chance, right play it cool.
"Hi Zoë, do you fancy coming for a drink with me?"
"No."
Right well that one backfired on me, so now what?
Oh God its that annoying Nurse Floyd and he's coming my way, Oh God he's not going to try and talk to me, is he?
"Oh My God, Doctor Keogh you'll never guess what has happened?"
"Out with it, there are a million and one better things I could be doing with my time."
"We have a confirmed case of Rabies."
This is it I've waited my whole career for a case like this one. Right this is it Dylan your time to shine.
"Tom was so impressive he diagnosed it and has taken full responsibility for treating it."
What a Bastard.
Oh and a second thing , how stupid can Floyd get? His name badge says Lloyd and he hasn't even noticed that they spelt name wrong.
A/N: The rabies thing is a reference from the episode partners where Jeff was bitten by a dog and had suspected rabies, Dylan was very excited when he thought he would have a confirmed case and very disappointed when it turned out to be a false alarm.