AN: Hi Everyone! This is my first story EVER and im so excited cause I LOVE Harry Potter so much! Eek! I hope you all enjoy this story! Please let me know what you all think! Thanks for reading!
Quirrell adjusted his turban. He knew he didn't really need it now that voldemort's disembodied soul had been separated from his but he still wore it because he was self conscious of his bald head. "Quiiiiiireell commmmeee onnnnn," called a voice. It was Voldemort. He walked sexily up to Quirrell and patted his head. Voldemort was wearing a cool cape thing. It looked really good on him. Quirrell liked his abs. Voldy handed him a pair of rollerskates. "Put these on. We must roller skate." Quirrell nodded. They put the rollerskates on and headed to the place where you rollerskate. "Wow," quirrell said. "This is very fun."
The two wizards skated happily for the next few minutes but all of a sudden their happiness changed! Guess who showed up to the roller skating place! It was harry potter and his friends! Voldy and Quriel were shocked. What were they doing here? Quirel recovered from the shock first. He whispered his genius plan to his boyfriend. "If we break harrys glasses then he wont be able to send us to azkaban." "Good plan," replied Voldemord. QUirple ran forward but in a sneaky way and sent a killing curse to the glasses. There was a flash of green and the glasses died. Harry looked around in confusion, but after glancing down, he could vagueling see the glasses lying there, dead. Unfortunately Quirrelmorts' luck soon ran out because just then ron and Hermonie came back from getting food to see Harry holding his glasses and crying. Hermon quickly dropped her packet of chips (and ron gently put his down) and began to comfort Harry. "They were just so good glasses. I had them for a long time." Hemone put a hand around his body. "How about we just fix them?" Harry shook his head and replied. "He used the KILLING curse. Obviously we can't fix them." Ermione shook her head and took out her cool girlpower wand. She used her epic girlpower to bring his glasses back from the dead.
Voldemort and Uqirrel exchanged looks from behind the potted plant they were hiding behind. "Oh no they fixed the glasses what should we do now?" asked quarrel anxously. I dont know replied Voldomort. "Should we kill them?" asked quintel. "No because its ok. Our lives are ok."
Quippel smiled. "Is ok good?" Voldemot smiled back. "Yes squirrel. Ok is wonderful."