A/N: Okie, here's some Christmas carols I re-wrote to fit Weiss Kreuz. ^^ I know they're really, really uber late/early, but they're still funny ^^ .. well, at least I think so…

Disclaimers: I don't own Weiss or these carols…blah blah….don't sue me…yada yada….I'm poor….yak yak…



KenKen Got Ran Over by the Farffie

KenKen got ran over by the Farffie

Riding home form the grocery one fine day

Farffie says that speeding hurts God

Too bad for KenKen her took the freeway, ne?

Aya-chan Got Ran Over by Takatori

(Aya (the male one…well, at least the one we THINK is male) kills Ro)

Aya-chan got ran over by Takatori

Jaywalking with her family one sunny day

Aya-kun just happened to be watching

So now that bastard Takatori's gonna pay

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with Aya's boxers

Fa la la la la la la la la

Manx wanted a candy cane but Omi got hers

Fa la la la la la la la la

Yoji-chan is always horny

Fa la la la la la la la la

Gonna have a Weis Kreuz orgy!

Fa la la la la la la la la!!

Happy beginning of March Minna-san!! ^^;;



Yeah, they were stupid and weird and really really uber-late/early, but you did laugh a lil, right? What? No? …….*sniff* Please try?