Road Trip
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Mable groaned as their parents drove off and left them at what appeared to be a campsite.
"I can't believe our parents just threw this at us out of the blue on the first day of summer! I had plans! I had fifty slumber parties, 20 boy band concerts, 15 Unicorn slammer contests, and 5 ice cream glitter races scheduled for the first month alone!"
Dipper just shrugged, his summer 'plans' had mainly consisted of...staying in his room reading alone, looking up online for new conspiracies to debate alone, look up new paranormal mystery books at the library alone...and that was it.
Needless to say, Dipper was fairly neutral to this sudden change of plans...still, it was a little weird for their parents to spontaneously drop this on them like this out of the blue...especially putting them in the care of a relative they'd never even heard of before...
They wouldn't even tell them where he lived! Just for them to 'wait' at the campsite for him! What was-
ROAR!
The twins turned around and gaped, it was like a house and an RV had a baby...the set on fire and threw it off a cliff!
Coming at them on mismatched wheels, was the most broken down, dilapidated, poorly built, ugliest shack they had ever seen! 'Mystery Shack Road Tour'(1) it said on the side.
Suddenly the door fell away revealing an decrepit and creepy old man, "Hey kids! It's me! Your Grunkle Stan! You ready for the best summer ever!?"
The 'S' fell of the sign...and burst into flames...
"...Yep, our parent's want to kill us." Whispered Dipper...and Mable could only nod.
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"So...your a traveling salesman?" Asked Mable as she looked at the 'invisible man'(AKA a pair of glasses and hat suspended on a wire).
"Eh, Salesman, Entrepreneur, manager of oddities, Pug trafficker-
"What was that last part?" Asked Dipper confused as he looked up from the 'realistic' Sas'crotch'.
"Manager of oddities! That's the last thing I said! No doubt! What are you, deaf?"
Before they could ask any other questions, Stan hustled them away to do work...
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Dipper sighed, his uncle was clearly a fraud, that mechanic named Soos seemed okay...if a bit odd. Their road 'schedule' was a bit of a hodge-podge of random stops all across the country- Why was Columbia crossed out so viciously? -and it ended near the end of summer at...
"Gravity Falls?...never heard of it..." Said Dipper out loud, as he folded up the Map his Gruncle gave him and took out the flyers that he was supposed to staple to any tree.
...Overall Dipper guessed it wouldn't be so bad, "True, it would probably be annoying being in such close quarters with Mable for so long, and even more so having to hawk his Gruncle's phony 'oddities'...but still, a road trip across the country? ...could be fun?...maybe?
Dipper shrugged, he supposed he'd have to take a 'wait and see approach' to the situation. He thought to himself as he pressed his hand against a tree trunk to get the tape stuck just right-
ZAP!
Dipper cried out in pain as the the tree zapped his hand! He pulled it back and sucked the injured area. He looks at the 'tree'..."What the?"
DNA confirmed.
Beeped an electronic voice as a hidden compartment on the tree opened up to reveal two strange objects...a journal with a handprint and the number 'three' plastered on it...and a peculiar watch?
"What in the..." Dipper trails off as he cautiously reaches toward the objects-
WAP!
Suddenly the watch jumped up and constricted around his wrist!
"Wait, what!?" Shouted Dipper as he frantically tried to get the watch off, frustratingly fiddling with it-
ZAP!
And just like that he was taller, an alien AND ON FIRE!?
"GAH! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!" Screamed Dipper as he ran around in a panic, stop, dropping and rolling, etc...oblivious to how he was just spreading the flames...
...Meanwhile...
Deep within the asteroid belt, "My lord...the Omnitrix has activated were locating it's signature now."
A strange, emaciated creature suspended inside a liquid tube smirked.
"Finally...after 30 years...I'll be whole once more...and the universe will be mine!"
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TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): I got this idea from MarkMark
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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