Weevil sighed. He would never understand why all these rich sons of bitches bothered to bring their mistresses to the Camelot of all places. They were rich right? Why not go to Vegas or at least spring for the Neptune Grand? At least you can get the good alcohol there.
With a snort and a quick disapproving shake of his head, Weevil readied his camera and focused his attention on the plain white door of the plain neon motel that seem to play the part of homing beacons for cheating husbands.
-tap-tap-tap-
Weevil, in all his badassery, yelped like a little girl, nearly dropping the camera.
"Gees Navarro…" A breathy voice teased as its source climbed into his passenger side seat. "You're not going soft on me now, are you?"
With a smirk and a squint, Weevil ran his eyes up and down Veronica's form. "With you around, V, I could never go soft."
Veronica clapped her hands together as her face lit up with feigned enthusiasm. "Dreams really do come true!"
"I'm touched, V, girls normally fantasize about me, but dreams? Admit it Mars, you're in love with me."
"What can I say?" Bringing a hand to her chest, she began patting with her palm to the rhythm of her heartbeat. "You make my heart flutter!"
For a moment, the two sat in comfortable silence, grinning at each other just waiting for one to break.
"There's your man." Veronica leaned forward, pointing towards one of the many cheating rich men of Neptune.
"You ever wonder why they're so dumb. You'd think they'd try going a little further out of town. Sex is still sex outside of Neptune." Weevil grumbled as he snapped the money shot photo.
"Yes, but Neptune sex is dumb sex and dumb sex pays the bills. Not to mention it keeps our friendly neighborhood criminal out of prison and that's just fun to be had for all!"
Weevil arched an eyebrow and jutted out his chin. "Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk?"
"Hmm…" Veronica looked up with an expression of ponder and tapped her chin with a jeweled finger. "No." Playfully she smiled as she gave him the famous Veronica Mars side eye. "Been a blast, Navarro, but I gots to split. Promised the old man I'd met him for dinner."
"Yeah, yeah. Get outta here." Weevil shook his head and laughed as she stepped out of the vehicle.
Flipping her hair, Veronica turned and winked. "Oh and remember, if you get lonely out here." She pointed at her puckered lips. "V love you long time."