A/N- Hi! It's TOBN here with a early-Christmas gift to y'all! I don't know where I came up with this, but I read a bunch of these types of stories before, so I though, why not make one for MBAV? There used to be one, but I don't know where that went, so yeah! I'll try and update regularly, since these chapters will be short anyway.

P.S- Not trying to offend any certain pairing, just thinking of what they'd think if they saw the stories on this..

I don't own anything from MBAV or the stories that might be mentioned in this story.

Review and Enjoy!

Dear MBAV Writers: Chapter 1: The Deadly Nerd Love Triangle

November 4th, 2014:

Dear MBAV Writers,

NO! Absolutely not! I cannot have a reputation where I'm dating Benny! It just shouldn't be done. I will gladly suck his blood if anyone..."ships" us, or whatever you call that, again. I cannot have that. It just can't be there.

Better fix that if you want to see Benny alive,

Erica Jones.

Dear MBAV Writers,

YES! Finally, the universe has gone straight! I am so happy with the results of this..."pairing" (if that's what you call it.)! I've never been so happy since Revenge Of the Goblins came out! Damn, we are gonna tear it up, me and Erica will be the stars of the month! I especially like the story where I create a baby...Benny's Baby by JDWrites101 I think. Yeah! So happy! I even love the nickname! Bennica...that is awesome! Has a ring to it.

Long Live Bennica,

Benny Weir.

P.S- I would greatly appreciate if Erica did not suck my blood. Learn to live with it Erica!

Dear MBAV Writers,

Someone better hook Benny with someone else; Erica is mine! Rorica sounds so much better anyway!

Need my girl back,

Rory Keaner

Dear MBAV Writers,

I wanted to be stuck in a Dusk love triangle, not a nerd one.

Get me out of here,

Erica Jones.

P.S- SOS

A/N-Well, I enjoyed that! Nice little way to relax after a long chapter for Best Friends. I will post the schedule for this on my profile, so read that! Love ya Team TOBN (that's what I'm calling my.."fans") and drop a review and have a great day!

In Fangs, We Trust