A/N: This is supposed to take place before everyone boards the train
during the fourth book. This is a dramatic monologue, meaning that the
speaker is revealed by his actions in his words, rather than the author
telling you directly who it is. I don't think it will be hard to guess who
the speaker is in this monologue. Please Review.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that honor belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Out of the Mouth of a Pureblood
Oh how wonderful another school year. Yet another year to make Potter and Weasly's lives a living nightmare; oh won't that be so much fun. I think it will and we can embarrass that Mudblood friend of theirs; oh what is her name, ah yes Hermione- the know-it-all Mudblood- Granger. Yes, we will embarrass her in Potions class on Monday. Oh what can we do to Weasley; what a poor excuse for a pureblooded wizard, such a waste of breeding if you ask me, he might as well be a Mudblood, I mean come on his own father just loves everything to do with those Muggles and those silly contraptions that Muggles use on a daily basis. Weaslys' family, if you ask me, should be considered too poor to be considered a true pureblooded wizarding family; he's giving the rest of us purebloods a bad name.
Now what to do with Potter; the famous boy who lived, Harry Potter. Let's see, should we make him crash his Firebolt into the ground at the first Quidditch match of the year. No that would be too easy and besides we would get caught too easily. Maybe we should slip him a love potion making him fall madly in love with. oh let's say Longbotton, Weasly, or perhaps Professor Snape. No that would not work; it might backfire then we might be the ones snogging unwillingly with him, and besides if we turn Potter on Snape we would all get a detention from him, and I think we all remember the only time that happened.
Maybe we should listen in on their conversation at the train station when we arrive and use his words against him. No that won't work because.well look at who it is.its Harry Potter for God sake, what kind of illicit adventures would he have over the holiday.none because he lives a most boring life. What do you mean steal his Firebolt and switch it for a Clean Sweep 6? Goyle that is the lamest idea I have ever heard, like he won't notice that. Wait.I have a most ingenious idea; we'll steal Potter's Firebolt and switch it for a Clean Sweep 6. What! No Goyle that was my idea, how dare you accuses me of stealing ideas from you. I guess I will forgive you if that is what you wish.
Anyway, enough about Potter we can plot our mischief against him at a later time, on the train perhaps. Our biggest concern should be focused on how to get rid of Hagrid, our so unqualified Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Now how should we go about achieving something as dastardly as that, hmm. maybe we should try to get ourselves 'injured' somehow by one of the more dangerous creatures he has. Nah, that would not work, I remember when we did that last year and it did not work at as well as I thought it would have. Oh well, I am sure we will think of something soon. Oh look at the time if we don't hurry we will miss our train. If we are late we will surely be embarrassed and we don't want that. We will have plenty of time to finish this conversation on the train.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, that honor belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Out of the Mouth of a Pureblood
Oh how wonderful another school year. Yet another year to make Potter and Weasly's lives a living nightmare; oh won't that be so much fun. I think it will and we can embarrass that Mudblood friend of theirs; oh what is her name, ah yes Hermione- the know-it-all Mudblood- Granger. Yes, we will embarrass her in Potions class on Monday. Oh what can we do to Weasley; what a poor excuse for a pureblooded wizard, such a waste of breeding if you ask me, he might as well be a Mudblood, I mean come on his own father just loves everything to do with those Muggles and those silly contraptions that Muggles use on a daily basis. Weaslys' family, if you ask me, should be considered too poor to be considered a true pureblooded wizarding family; he's giving the rest of us purebloods a bad name.
Now what to do with Potter; the famous boy who lived, Harry Potter. Let's see, should we make him crash his Firebolt into the ground at the first Quidditch match of the year. No that would be too easy and besides we would get caught too easily. Maybe we should slip him a love potion making him fall madly in love with. oh let's say Longbotton, Weasly, or perhaps Professor Snape. No that would not work; it might backfire then we might be the ones snogging unwillingly with him, and besides if we turn Potter on Snape we would all get a detention from him, and I think we all remember the only time that happened.
Maybe we should listen in on their conversation at the train station when we arrive and use his words against him. No that won't work because.well look at who it is.its Harry Potter for God sake, what kind of illicit adventures would he have over the holiday.none because he lives a most boring life. What do you mean steal his Firebolt and switch it for a Clean Sweep 6? Goyle that is the lamest idea I have ever heard, like he won't notice that. Wait.I have a most ingenious idea; we'll steal Potter's Firebolt and switch it for a Clean Sweep 6. What! No Goyle that was my idea, how dare you accuses me of stealing ideas from you. I guess I will forgive you if that is what you wish.
Anyway, enough about Potter we can plot our mischief against him at a later time, on the train perhaps. Our biggest concern should be focused on how to get rid of Hagrid, our so unqualified Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Now how should we go about achieving something as dastardly as that, hmm. maybe we should try to get ourselves 'injured' somehow by one of the more dangerous creatures he has. Nah, that would not work, I remember when we did that last year and it did not work at as well as I thought it would have. Oh well, I am sure we will think of something soon. Oh look at the time if we don't hurry we will miss our train. If we are late we will surely be embarrassed and we don't want that. We will have plenty of time to finish this conversation on the train.