Shandy story in english. I did my best for writing humor and irony. Sorry for my english, I hope you'll enjoy.
Breakfast
"I should go."
"Please stay with me for a coffee."
"No, I think It's better no."
"I have a cup of coffee for you. I've lot of cups for coffee."
"How many such as your suspenders and ties?!"
"Uhm... No, not so many." Silence. "Come on, Sharon, let's have a drink together."
"That's it what you said me last night and look how it turned out."
"You didn't seem to mind... When you yelled my name ... Twice!"
"Stop it!"
"I don't want to boast about it, but you seemed satisfied, Captain." He said smiling.
"Okay. You're a great lover, Lieutenant!"
"Thank you."
"You are welcome." Silence.
"So, do you stay for breakfast?"
"I drunk with you last night. We had a nice evening and a very beautiful night together."
"So if you have no regrets, you can have a good breakfast to start a great day!"
"Do you know what a great day awaits me!?" She said.
"Okay, I know that Major Crimes Dept. is an exciting experience, but you must do your best, captain!"
"But if Major Crimes' team hates me!" She cried.
"No one hates you. Just say … they don't know your qualities ..."
"You call me: bad witch, rule book, Darth Raydor,... you want me to go on?!"
"Come on, Sharon, it was just a joke!"
"And that baby's drawing you made on the board?!" Silence.
"Uhm ... I ... I'm a fool."
"Your drawing is …. Like a nursery child's draw, you could at least draw me a cloak ... So I could be Wonder Sharon!"
"Don't get angry with this poor lieutenant... I have already apologized and next time I'll promise you that I will draw you a cloak and even a shield to defend you from Provenza's nonsense!"
"You're a clown!" Silence. "Now I need a shower and I'd like to change my clothes."
"The shower is in the bathroom. For your clothes ... Well, I've a free closet drawer, if you want to put on a change of clothes."
"Do you have a free drawer closet for me?!"
"Sure!"
"Gosh ..."
"Come on Sharon, there's no others purposes. Changing clothes and if you need it, it's already here."
"Do you think we should do the same thing in my closet?"
"It would be very convenient for both of us."
"It would be very dangerous."
"Why?!"
"It would mean that we're connected, in a some way."
"We're already it."
"No... Wait... we had an agreement: no connection, no love ties, no love..."
"Yes, okay. No love. You always reminded me." He got out of bed. "Anyway, I'm going to have breakfast, if you want to have a shower, you'll find clean towels in the bathroom." He put on his boxer and walked out.
She layed in bed, unsure what to do. It wasn't the first time she slept with him, but lately it was becoming a habit. A nice habit. She had a shower. In the kitchen he felt the water flowing and smiled. He made pancakes and coffee and cut fruit. She arrived a few minutes later, with a towel to her waist and another one to her hair.
"I thought you would join me in the shower!"
"Really?! You could have told me. I thought you wanted your own space."
"I already have a drawer, I'd say I have enough space. I'd also like to have some clothes hangers, you know, my clothes might wrinkle."
"Now you're talking about clothes... You like the idea!"
"Of course I like it, but I still want your shirt from last night."
"You can have it."
"The tie too!"
"Okay, you can have it too... Do you want anything else?"
"Uhm... Now I would like something else ... " She took off the towel she was wearing and turned slowly. He was speechless.
"What do you say, Lieutenant..." She walked towards the room. "Afterwards, if you like, I'll stop for a coffee."
He didn't have it repeated twice and followed her to her room.