Sheila the kangaroo was a kangaroo, as you might have guessed she had a pouch. She had a pouch that held a bag of sandwiches inside, sandwiches for her and sandwiches for someone else. The sandwiches she packed for herself was a simple BLT, with cooked to a nice crisp bacon, and fresh lettuce and tomatoes that had grown like mold in her garden. The other sandwiches were far less undercooked, raw beef patties with buns so cold they had frost on them. A normal person or animal would have tossed the sandwich away after they took a painful bite into the ice. But not the person she was dining with tonight. As she was walking her happiness began to show in a more noticeable way, and she started to sing.
"Sandwiches are wonderful, sandwiches are fine. I love sandwiches, i eat them all the time. I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch. If i had a million sandwiches i'd eat them all at once" The kangaroo sang happily, the song was for babies as her friends said, but she didn't care. It was still a fun song to sing., and she couldn't think of a better time to sing it. She hopped happily to the lake, all the while humming to the song. Soon she got tired of humming the sandwich song and hummed something else.
"I walk in a chinese restaurant, and can't get cheese. They ask me to order something else please. But this is america, i demand my cheese. In a chinese restaurant, i do as i please" She started to sing, but as she was about to sing the chorus she noticed something. Out of the corner of her eye she noticed a rustle. A small rustle that sounded like it was coming from one of the bushes near the lake. She almost didn't hear the sound because it was so quiet, so she knew it must be a sound she had to watch out for. In her experiences she had learned that big sounds were sounds to shake off, and small sounds were dangerous.
"Who's there?" Sheila asked as she stepped carefully and slowly to the bush. She hadn't heard anything since the small rustle, so she wasn't sure if whoever was in the bush was still there. At first she thought that the wind had made the rustling, but it wasn't a windy day, at all. She couldn't feel the slightest touch of the gentle and cold wind on her fur in the slightest bit. So therefore there must have been....
"BOO!!!" A voice screamed from behind her, Sheila screamed and grabbed the closest thing she could reach, the sandwiches. She grabbed one of the beef sandwiches, and began pummeling the still breathing snot out of the attacker blindly. She closed her eyes to avoid seeing the pain she was causing to the stranger.
"Whoa, calm down Sheila, it's me" A familiar voice said, Sheila opened her eyes and saw the handsome specimen she was beating helplessly with her meat. She immediately stopped and grinned sheepishly.
"Sorry Spyro." The kangaroo said with more cheerfulness than sorrow. She felt sorry that she had hurt her boyfriend, but at the same time she had to laugh at the mistake. She giggled noisily as Spro stared at her seriously for a few seconds, than her laughter grew as Spyro's laughter erupted like lava out of his mouth. His way of saying 'i forgive you dude'.
But soon the laughter died and the two looked at each other sweetly for a few minutes, enjoying the company and silently remembering the beating. Then Sheila got up and gathered up the sandwich remains that had fallen out of her pouch. Spyro helped lighten her load by gobbling the frozen meat that lay on the ground. When the area was cleaned up Seila smiled at Spyro, and Spyro smiled at her. Then Sheila's words broke the happy silence.
"Did you enjoy the picnic?" She asked, Spyro took a couple seconds break to laugh before responding.
"Yeah, we should do it again sometime," Spyro said before chuckling, Sheila walked up to him and kissed him on the cheek, resulting in a blush from both of them.
"Maybe we could have another picnic tomorrow" The kangaroo said in the cutesiest voice she could manage. Than she turned and started to walk home. As she was walking Spyro ran up and grabbed her weenis with his own.
"Can i walk you home?" Spyro asked, Sheila smiled and nodded.