A/N this is not the sequel to randomness this is just another random story. I wanted to write another fanfic so I wrote this is like 5 minutes sorry if it sucks I just got bored…
"Dude I'm so sick of being single its so boring. I mean there's none to kiss" whined Chris Jericho to his best pal, Jeff Hardy. Yes I know Chris and Jeff aren't the best of friends on raw but off the show there best buddies. Jeff and Chris have been this way since they first met…its like true love but only as friends…wow I'm slow…
It was a Monday afternoon and close to 9:00pm, which is when raw starts. They were both at the arena watching the divas walk by and try to flirt with them but most were ugly. "I know its so aggravating to not have anyone to love, grr" said the rainbow haired warrior, Jeff Hardy.
"Your so sensitive Jeff that's why your single"
"Well why are you single your not sensitive at all" He laughed
"Cuz I'm I don't know I just am."
"Well you know what, I'm going to ask out Ashley since I like her for real and I'm sick of being single."
"If you're asking ash out then I'm asking mickie out"
"Good luck with that, don't get slapped." Jeff laughed
Later that day…
"Nope no ash" Jeff whined "she thought since I'm always flirting with her that I was just kidding so she joked around but finally said no"
"At least you didn't get slapped across the face, mickie slapped me!"
"Ha ha that sucks, but its probably because she thinks you're a pervert, which you are."
"Hey, that's not tru-wait yea it is never mind" Chris said with a frown on his face.
"So now what do we do? We still have no girls and there's still another hour before Raw starts."
"Lets just go watch TV and get ready for Raw, we'll get girls sooner or later"
"Aight, lets a go"
sorry it sucks but I got bored. Lol. Please review!
