My Girlfriends a Twilighter:
It was Puck and Laurens movie night and it was Laurens turn to pick the movie.
"Lauren I don't want to watch Twilight movies" Moaned Puck as he sat next to his girlfriend.
"Drop the whining Puckerman shut it and watch the movie. I had to sit through your crap fest last week." Lauren scoffed.
"Tomb Raiders a good flick" Puck defended.
"Please, you only watched it so you cold see Angelina Jolie in short shorts"
Puck wouldn't deny what his girlfriend was saying. The movie started.
"That chick is so pale" Puck broke the silence as Kristin Stewart appeared on the screen.
"Shush" Lauren hissed.
"Does the Werewolf ever put his shirt on?"
"I said Shush" Laurens tone was annoyed.
"Is their any tits?" Lauren abruptly got in Pucks face
"One more word Puckerman, one more word and you're in traction" Lauren turned back to the screen leaving Puck a little scarred.
-20 minutes later-
"This Edward guy is totally whipped"
-30 minutes later-
"Ow…. What happened?" Puck groaned as he found himself on the floor.
"You disrespected Rob Patterson" Lauren said a matter of factly, popping a skittle in her mouth.
"Any tits yet" Lauren let out an exasperated tone and lowered her head in defeat.