Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: This is my first fic, so please don't criticize when I have a few spelling or grammar mistakes…
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"Rena!" I called to my best friend one afternoon.
A cool breeze was blowing in the deep night sky. Rena and I shared an apartment at the bottom level. She always had the habit of hiding, she loves annoying me.
"Rena!!!" I called again.
I was really getting sick of her games and groaned. She finally seemed to have gotten tired of the stupid game and appeared from behind one of the fox statues she owned. She always collected anything to do with foxes…her obsession…
"I'm really getting sick of your childish games. I mean, we're 17 years old and you still go around playing hide and seek!" I said grumpily.
"Well what's wrong enjoying life? You always pretend to be so grown-up and all. You're also only 17 years old. And you're also in love with an anime character, if you've forgotten." She replied pouting.
"No comment. But at least Pein didn't kill his whole clan, even if it was orders." I said going over to sit on the bench.
It just happened to struck midnight when I finished talking.
"There, we reached our goal, now can we please go to bed? I'm exhausted."
"Fine"
Rena didn't look all that excited about going to bed, but did, since she knew that I don't change my mind very easily.
The next morning
A loud crash made Rena and I both jump up from bed. We looked at each other and ran towards the kitchen.
"What……the fuck?" I gasped.
Our worst fear but yet our deepest desire was standing in the kitchen (well, crashing the kitchen, more likely) – Itachi, Tobi, Pein and Sasori.
"Oh…who are you?" said Itachi.
"I am Rena. This is my house. And how the fuck did you get in here? AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN?!" Rena said, and twitched her eye. One corner of her mouth was also twitching, but it looked more like gas than twitching.
I was too stunned to say anything, and was leaning against the wall for support.
"Oh, sorry. We were just searching for some-"
"IN MY KITCHEN?!" Rena was now screaming at the top of her voice.
I was slowly regaining my ability to stand, but still needed support, so I continued leaning onto the wall. An orange masked boy came out from under the table.
"Sorry Rena-chan! We did not mean to make you angry!" The masked boy said, coming to his stance.
"Tobi, if I were you, I'd shut up. This one is evil when she's angry." I said blankly. I didn't feel like an argument this early in the morning and did the usual; I just went to the living room and continued the drawing I started the day before. To my great surprise, Pein followed.
I tried hard to avoid his eyes, those Rinnegan eyes of his disturbed me a little. And he kind of made me feel a bit uncomfortable. I mean, who wouldn't feel uncomfortable if an anime character was staring at you, and they had a freaky doujutsu such as his activated?!?!
I was getting a bit scared at being started at by those freaky eyes, and said, "Why did you activate them?"
"What?" he looked surprised.
"Why did you activate your Rinnegan?"
"Because I'm used to it."
"Well become unused to it, it's freaking me out."
"Why?" I could see he wanted to smile so badly.
"Who wouldn't be freaked out? They're the strongest doujutsu of all."
Now he looked really surprised.
"How did you know?"
"Well, the four of you are merely anime characters, which means you are only fictional characters created be a man called Misashi Kishimoto. You happened to be in our favorite anime, called Naruto. We did a lot of research and learned by heart all the doujutsu types. We also know a lot of Ninjutsu; we know what Taijutsu and Genjutsu are, too."
Itachi and Tobi seemed to hear it as well, and came storming into the living room, followed slowly by a bored looking Sasori. I swear the whole universe heard the following.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!! I'M NOT FINISHED!!!"
Itachi and Sasori just walked on, helping themselves to a seat next to me, while Tobi immediately ran back to Rena to apologize.
Rena didn't seem to find this enough, and ran to the living room. When she saw that everyone was around me, she was boiling even more with anger than before.
She jumped onto Itachi's lap and started screaming at him and shook him wildly.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOU BASTARD!!"
"Uhh, Rena-chan?" Tobi asked.
"What?"
"Your, uhh, underwear shows…" Said Sasori…blushing. "Oh, and look, it's pink!"
Rena seemed to have just realized how short the dress was she was sleeping in, and turned as red as ever.
"Hey, that looks nice Rena-chan…" Tobi said.
"Yep." Said Itachi, blushing while smiling at her.
Pain and I just burst out laughing. We just couldn't hold it in.
"What are you laughing at?! AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!" Rena screamed.
Itachi and Tobi seemed to be enjoying themselves, staring at Rena.
I could see Rena has had enough of this, and she jumped off Itachi's lap and ran towards our room.
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So that was chapter 1!! Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Rena: WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM SEE MY UNDERWEAR?! IT'S FUCKING PRIVATE, YA KNOW!!!!! But I wouldn't have minded if only Itachi saw it…..^_^ll
Me: Firstly, because I said so. Secondly, YOU FUCKING PERVERT!! I feel sorry for Itachi at night when the two of you are together…
Itachi: What's all the commotion about?
Me: Oh…just Rena saying she loved you seeing her underwear…^_^
Rena: I did NOT say that!! *blushes*
Me: Yeah, Rena. Your face says it all.
Itachi: Well, I can't say I minded either…
Rena: Just shut up!
Me: Right……Anyway……Please read and review!!
