Auron meets the Hamtaro ham-hams!

by chibilinnet

Auron is alone in his room drinking whatever is in that jug of his when the Ham-hams appear! This also explains just WHAT is in that jug! I think it's PG for language, I'll check later..

Auron meets the Hamtaro Ham-Hams! (and also reveals what the heck is in his little jug thing!)

Ahhhh... finally, Auron was alone, in his room at the Macalania Rin Travel Agency. Oh, how he hated all of his annoying companions! He regretted ever agreeing to take care of Yuna. He sure would've declined if he knew how much of a pain in the ass she was. And Tidus... GRRRRR... he would love to just chop his head off with his big-assed Masamune.

But, the past is in the past, and the journey was nearly over. Auron gratefully took a sip from his jug, then lowered it. To find a group of hamsters sitting on the desk. Auron froze and he watched them..

The one with the orange on his head was trying to wake up a hamster that was in a sleeping bed.

"C'mon, Snoozer, wake up! We..gotta..go!" the hamster squeaked, shaking Snoozer. A very worried white hamster with 2 ponytails held with blue ribbons spoke in a worried French accent.

"What will we do? Snoozer won't take up, and we can't get out of here!" she mumbled to a hamster with a green cap on his head.

"Ah, don't worry, soon, we'll leave, Bijou, and then I can try on my new cap!" He cheerfully exclamied.

"How can you be so calm, Cappy?? We're lost in a horrible cold forest!!" A grumpy hamster complained.

"Actually, Boss, we're in Macalania woods, a beautiful place covered in crystal!" A brainy hamster with eyeglasses said.

The last hmaster, a chubby one with grey spots and a sunflower seed in his hands, waddled over to the very shocked Auron.

"Hey, mister!" He squeaked as loud as he could so Auron could hear. "Can ya lend us a hand and carry our snoozing friend to the door?"

Auron just stood there, the figured the freaky hamsters would leave is if he did so. So, Auron snatched Snoozer and laid him by the door. The other hamsters squeaked their thank-yous as they pulled Snoozer out the door.

The room became quiet again. And Auron looked into his jug of Vanilla Coke and wondered what the hell they put in it other than vanilla flavoring.

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See, a lot of people think Auron has sake or vodka in there, but I never saw him drunk in the game. Of course, maybe he was and I didn't notice, but in Japan, there was a FFX promotion where the Coke bottles had little mini-FFX characters on the bottlecaps, or so I heard. MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! Anyway, R/R if ya want...