It's that time again.

Yep, after much consideration and a few nice suggestions, I've decided to do something I...didn't really fully anticipate: I will be writing individual stories for an entire 22 (or 26, depending on what happens) individual scripts for an entire "fan season" of Star Vs. the Forces of Evil!

...Probably going to hate myself later for doing this, but, if you guys wanted it? You're getting it. Fo those that didn't? Well...you got a bit longer until Daron herself can tide you over. As always, this is based off of several comments from different social media, including , to continue, so if it goes on to long? Fell free to send me replies asking for it! I'm happy to listen and write back whenever I can!

Okay, now that introductions are out of the way, DISCLAIMER: The following is a non-profit fan based script, and all properties belong to Disney, its subsidiaries and on Ms. Nefcy's lawn. (STAY OFF, YOU CRAZY VARMITS!)

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Without further ado: Enjoy!

The Heart, She Smolders (Fan Script)

Season 3: Episode 2

(Exterior of Mewnian forest, as it swiftly cuts to an open spot in the middle, where we see the portal re-open and finish flinging Marco out onto the ground whilst Star casually strolls out.)

Marco: -AAAAUUGH! (smack onto forest floor)

Uuuhh...(Marco snaps out of it and notices where they are)...forest. Why are we in the middle of the FOREST!?

(Looks at Scissors and points at them whilst in his fist.)

You and I are gonna have a talk later.

Star: Aw, isn't this adowable? (Pinches both Marco's cheeks from behind and starts moving them up and down to what she's saying) Marco thinks scissors can talk.

M: Well, whatever the case, this'll probably work.

S: Yeah, come on, Marco! Let's just take in the beauty that Meeewnian nature has for us!

(Animal falls over and several branches in the midground break immediately after.)

M: Yeah, you're right! I mean, at least here we're somewhat safe from him here.

S: Haha...yeah, about that.

M: (A look of serious worry comes onto his face) STAR...what did you do?

S: Oh, nothing too much. I just...may or may not have...left my Dimensional Scissors on the bed back at the Castle.

M: WHAT!? WH-WHY would you do that?

S: I panicked! We were in such a rush to skedaddle that that must've just slipped my mind. I mean, you have yours, right?

M: Well, yeah, buy now Toffee has two, yours...and from what I could assume, Ludo's.

S: Oh das bad. That's...ah. M'kay, biiiiit of a pickle there. But! ...At least they don't know where to look first, right?

M: I guess? Look, maybe instead of standing here and talking on this, we actually move before patrols start coming and skewering us.

S: Good idea! Let's go! TO THE PLAN! (Walks offscreen.)

(walks back onscreen in reverse, and breathes in.)

Where is the plan, exactly?

M: Well, luckily, it's someone we know. That's gotta be something, right?

S: Well, pssh. No duh! Come on, who is it?

(Cuts to view from the angle of the picture as Star zooms over, looks for a second, and soon her smile disappears.)

(Cut to the picture to reveal a photo of the Lucitor family.)

(Zooms back out)

S: No (Star has a vacant expression as fast walks out of frame)

M: Wait-

S: Nope (Star walks off as Marco starts following)

M: Star-

S: Nuh-uh.

M: I-

S: Never (walks past a tree and floops in a cloud with her wand and sails up).

M: But-

S: Zippo.

M: CAN I-

S: NADA BEANS!

M: STAR!

(Smacks into tree while not looking and stares up.)

(Cut to overhead view of top of the tree and Star crazily angry stickes her head out.)

S: WHAT, Marco?

(Cut to view from Star's perspective.)

M: Come on, he's our friend!

S: Excuse me!?

M: Okay, well: my semi-"hang out with" friend but Star...come on. He knows better than to try and go after you now, especially in a situation this bad? Did you not see the pile of defeated guards? An ARMY, STAR!

S: Marco, I am a lot of things. Princess, troublemaker, instigator of mass hysteria, but never would I beg, especially to him!

M: Star, what choice do we have? Let Toffee kill us first or get over a petty ex and have his family help us?

(Silence.)

(After a few moments, cut back to regular view level and Star jumps out of the tree, and right onto Marco's stomach.)

M: AGH!

S: Fine.

M: Ugh...(winded) I knew you'd come around.

S: But! This better work, or it's on your little deviant (air quotes) "plaaaaan", and so help me, Marco!

M: Star, come on, the fate of the entire planet of Mewni is at stake here. (Opens portal and they start to walk through). Do you really think he'll say no after all of this?

(Portal closes behind them.)

PART 1 of 3 (a.k.a the RETURN of the shipping tension, take one)!