How to get Killed by Neji...
Sheimateru Miru- Hello all my good viewers!!! How the hell have all you been!! Yes it has been a very long time since sconce i have posted a story so i am writing a good yaoi...it is a Itachi x Kisame...yeah if you don like it than don fucking read it...duh. So yeah...here is th story...
Neji: wow you are a slow writer.
Miru: SHUT UP!!! AT LEAST I'M WRITING A THING ON YOU!!!
Neji: alright just stop yelling at me (whispers) moody phsico..
Miru:(throughs random thing at him)here we go
1. Tell him that he looks like a girl.
2. Show him all the fanfics of him an Hinata!!!
3. Steal his headband.
4. after you steal his headband aks him if he is a nazi for the tatto on his forhead...then run like the wind!!!
5. Have a long conversation to him about how destany is stupid.
6. Ask him if Lee is stronger than him. 7. An last tell him that one day he will have babies wuth ten-ten!!=D
Neji: WTH is wrong with you damnit!?!?!?
Miru:...i don't know...fuck....there is somthing wrong with me...
Neji: KAMI I'D SAY!!!(rubs bump on head)
Miru: You know if you didn't call me moody i would have never throw that vase at you.
Neji:...(looks over my writing) Wow you are so lazy..there are only 7 things...at least when you wrote the other ones you did at least 10 things...DO YOU HATE ME!?!?!?!
Miru: (throws another vase at him) Ok then i'll post the story on the web when i can...peace
Neji: Where the hell are you getting all these vases!?!
Miru:....i don know...shit...i am wierd..peace
Neji: freak!
Miru: Shut it girly!!
Neji:...
Miru.
Neji:...(walks away)
Miru: Wait Neji i was just kidding!!! Come back!! Don leave me alone with Jiraya!!!He's a pervert!!
Jiraya: HEY!!!
Miru: no flamming please!!!(runs after neji) Damnit Neji wait you fuckin Nazi!!!WAit i was kidding about that too!!!!