*******Kenshinny******* Disclaimer: We do not own anything. Well, actually we own fan. And ourselves.

Lumina glow: well, we don't even own ourselves. Remember? We needed money for that new car horn.

Msanogi: I thought you were gonna buy the Kenshin video!!!

Lumina glow: I couldn't help it! The horn was so cool! *honks horn which plays La cucaracha*

Msanogi: *shakes head* for shame. Still. Fan Is ours

*Kenshin is seen sitting down in a talk show chair*

Kenshin: Hello and welcome to Kenshinny.

*theme song is heard in the background with clip of him talking* (theme to oprah)

Right on right on Yea oo oo roll on roll out Yea oo oo Kenny kenny Kenshin

*clapping is heard in the background*

Kenshin: Hi and welcome to Kenshinny.

Stage manager: but you already said that.

Kenshin: Hey what's the name of this show?

Stage manager: Kenshinny?

Kenshin: And who brought you those doughnuts?

Stage manager: The assistant?

Kenshin: Well there you go.

Stage manager: But what does that have to do wi-

Kenshin: SILENCE!!

*everyone stares*

Kenshin: oops.. Um... er..*blinks* today's guest is an important one. He has shown true courage with his many um.uh..stuff he's done.yeah. *nods* Please welcome Fan!

*applause* (fan walks out and takes a seat)

Kenshin: Hello Fan. Welcome to the show.

Fan: Thank-you. I'm glad to be here.

Kenshin: So fan. You're an actual fan. Like to fan people with?

Fan: Yes. My mother was an air conditioner and my father..well I grew not knowing him.

Kenshin: So? My whole family died.

Fan: I'm sorry to hear that.

Kenshin: You should be.

Director: *glares*

Kenshin: Uh, sorry. I meant, can you tell us how you're able to live such a long and healthy life being a fan?

Fan: Yes I can tell you. I like to look at it as an opportunity to help people and not a boppertunity.

Kenshin: uh.. Boppertunity?

Fan: yes, that when you have the opportunity to bop someone instead of keeping them cool.

Kenshin: stupid script! *throws script at screen writer* I.. I knew that. I've heard you've been helping starving children in Africa. How can you do this without arms or legs for that matter?

Fan: Well, I just did. I woke up one morning and I thought " They shouldn't be starving, they need to chill." So I offered my services.

Audience: AWWWWWWW...

Kenshin: great now their stuck on Awwww. I killed hundreds of people!

Audience: Awwwwww..

Kenshin: *shakes head* anyways. Thank-you fan.

Fan: for what?

Kenshin: for being here. We'll be back after these massages.

Fan: You mean messages?

Kenshin: No, massages. Where's my masseuse ?

Msanogi: I couldn't fit the whole story on one fan fic page so I chopped it up into three chapters. Sorry everyone! ^.^;;