Disclaimer: The events in this fan fiction do not sometimes match the way or time they took place in the actual animes.
Receptionist Meryll
Anime Clinic
By: Baka-Son
Have you ever wondered what happens to those cool anime characters after they supposedly "die". I personally am not convinced they are truly dead. This my take on what I think happens to them until that day the writers bring them back to milk them once more for all they are worth.
The story starts at the entrance of the hospital where some new guests are being checked in.
"Umm Sir, We do not allow firearms in the clinic you're going to have to leave this
here to be checked into the armory for you Mr. Wolfwood." said the Receptionist
"Oh come on now Meryll you can make an exception for me on that one little rule for me though right?" asked Wolfwood.
"I'm sorry Mr. Wolfwood but rules are rules I can't just go making exceptions for anyone no matter I how much I know them, that's a rule also." Stated Meryll
"Those pathetic humans will never get my gun they will have to pry it out of my cold lifeless fingers" Pondered Knives as he stood cleverly hiding in a dark corner
"Now, Mr. Wolfwood you know that Mr. Vash wants you to get well as soon as possible and that's not going to happen if you keep lugging that thing around all the time, and you know what that means…."
"No what?" asked Wolfwood
"It means there will be no "Trigun 1 ½ - The Return of Wolfwood and Vash the humanoid typhoons" and just between you and me the dental here sucks along with the pay."
(Still plotting in the corner) "On the count of three I'll make a break for it! One…….Two……Three GO! AHHHHHHH" Yelled Knives (running through the lobby headed straight for the double doors.)
Who the heck is that? Asked Wolfwood
(Being tackled in the background by some security guards) "NO GET OFF ME! Get your filthy hands off me you stinkin humans. You will never get my gun NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER! What's that oh no not a NEEDLE I hate needles No NOOOOoooooo ZZZZZZZZZZ" cried knives
"Oh don't mind him that's just Mr. Vashes crazy brother. He still thinks he has his gun he hasn't yet realized we took it away from him two weeks ago when he was checked in here." Explained Meryll
"Really" said Wolfwood looking Intrigued
"Yeah he will probably wake up in a couple of hours claiming to be Android 18 and thinking he can fly"
"Huh so Vash has a crazy gender confused brother. Well I guess I can't say I didn't see it coming." Said Wolfwood not at all looking surprised by the strange turn of events
"Yeah I know what you mean. We got so sick of him pushing the interns off the building when they would try and chase him we just set up a net outside to catch him so when he jumps and realizes he can't fly he just drops safely into the net and we save an intern, anyway I'll be taking that gun and here are you keys your in room 513. And please help yourself to the complementary Senzu beans and coffee." Said Meryll Smiling