THE POTATO OF THE OPERA...BHAHAHAH!

Disclamer: I own my eye, my shoe, my other eye, and, this fuzz i found on my shirt!!! oh yeah and my shirt! yep i own alot.....^________^

Befor you read: I CANT SPELL WORTH CRAP!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL:P hehehe

Raoul:*sitting in his pink bed room surrounded by Barbies*

Oh Raoul! I will dump smelly old Erik anyday for YOU!! *says a Christine- like

Barbie* Oh Christine, I, the good looking muscular man, Raoul de Chanly

always knew you would!!! *smacks dolls togeather and making kissy sounds*

Oh GREAT-ONE!!!!! * says a Erik-like dolly* I have once again underestimated the powers of good looking-niss!!! We are WORMS! Worthless worms!!!! *smacks erik-doll on the ground in a bow*

Philipee: *walks in* What the hell......? o_0

Raoul: *trys to hide the dolls* NOTHING! I'm not playing with dolls that look

like Erik, Christine and me if acting like I got Christine as a girl-friend if theat

is what your thinking! 'Cus its not!!

Philipee: *leaning on the door* Uh huh...So why is

there a doll dress on your floor?

Raoul: I....Its a sock!Yeah thats right!! *Trys to tug on

doll dress but it won't buge*

Philipee:Rrrrrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt...

Raoul: Oh yes now I remember! Its a Toe Sock!! See? Now your toes can go out in style! *wiggles his toe with the pink barbie dress on it*

Philipee: *Backing out of the room very slowly* Geez Raoul! Put your stanky feet back in your shoes!

Raoul:*Lip puckers and trimbles* My feeties don't smell!! *takes a wiff of this foot going a bit green @_@*

{{Philipee leaves leaving Raoul to his Barbie and toe socks}}

Raoul:*pacing back and forth in his room* Erik thinks he is all high and mighty with his big fancy cape, and big ugly cane to clobber people with! *sits on floor and starts to pout*

{{Suddenly his Raoul doll comes to life and walks off the dresser wit a thud}}

Raoul:*screams and jumps on his bed* Ahhhhhhh!!!! Demon dolly!!1 Demon dolly!!!!Help!! Philipee!! I am being attact by a gosh darn good looking man doll!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!

Raoul doll: Slush it!! I am here to help you!

Raoul:*Eyes get wide and bright* Ohhhhhh!! Are you my fairy God Mother!!*Jumping up and down like a excited girl*

R.D: No. I am like a handsom Barbie man who came to life to help you take revenge!.........and your dress back from Carlatta!

Roaul:Yah-ness!!!.....but I dont have no dress to go to the Prince's ball.....*tear*

R.D:I am not your fairy God Mother!! TT

Raoul: O.......h...... SO who are you then?

R.D:TT

Raoul: THAT DOSEN'T EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION!! WHAT IS TT ANY WAY!!!!???

R.D: *Smacks Raoul in the head with TT* Does that answer your question?

Raoul:Yes Sir #-#

R.D:If we are to take revenge we need costumes! *Both jump in to closet coming out in everything Erik wears but in pink...sparkly pink^-^*

Raoul: Some thing is missing.....

R.D: Are name?

Raoul:That too....

{{Both think and think and think and think have a fruit juice break and think some more!}}

Raoul: I got it!!!

R.D.:What?! Raoul: *Clears voice so its all deep and manly* For this day forward we shall be named....the Potato's of the Opera!! (Dum Dum Dum!!!!!) BMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! *flips on phantom of the opera entro-thingy*

POTATOOFTHEOPERA..ISTHEREINYOURABNORMALYHUGEMIND!!!!!

A/N:WOW that was fun!! I dont care if no one likes it eather so there:P R/R If ya want more!!!!!:D oh yea I tried to clean up my spelling thingys sooooo.....yeah ;)