A/N: I'm back y'all! With yet another Hamilton one-shot! Ain't it exciting?!
This was originally part of a failed attempt to write a whole story where all of the Hamilton characters (well, most of them) were in a school play together and all this drama would ensue, because I was in a play at the time, and yeah. That flopped(the story), but this came out of it, so I figured I'd post it, since I loved writing it. It's them in a chat room talking about the parts they got in the play. The play is Alice in Wonderland. I wanted to try a texting format, since I love when I see it in a fic.
Enjoy! And guess who's username is who's. :-)
Disclaimer: Can't say I own Hamilton or Alice in Wonderland. They belong to the most wonderful Lin-Manuel Miranda, Lewis Carrol and whoever wrote the stage adaptation of AiW(can't recall the name) that I am familiar with.
Pen_Master entered the chat Alice in Wonderland Cast
Pen_Master: Hi guys. You see the cast list yet?
Turtleluver23: yeah man- I'm the Knave! :-D
JeffySon: Cause u r one, Laurens
LeeMan- BURN
Pen_Master: stay out of this Lee
LeeMan: you Stay out of it ALICE
LeBaguette- n'amusant pas, Lee.
Fashiongod- what part did u get Lee the mushroom xD
LeeMan- no, the hare
BurrSir- Nice im stuck as the mock turtle he sucks
Fashiongod- well im tweedledum
QuietJ- actually im tweedledum ur tweedledee
Fashiongod- damn right u r.
Turtleluver23: BURN XD
JeffySon: don't listen to them Maddy ur not dumb
QuietJ-Thx Jeffy. :-)
BurrSir-but why r u two the tweedles
Turtleluver23: kuz there twins.
Fashiongod: WE ARE NOT.
Pen_Master: u kinda r, Herc.
BurrSir: I sometimes can't tell you tow apart
JeffySon: but Maddy is shorter
Turtleluver23: true
Queen_Maria: sup guys
Pen_Lover: hi Maria
LeeMan- go awy maRia
BurrSir- y
LeeMan- so the men can talk
Angel_ica: EXCUSE ME
LeeMan: Angelica, don't interrupt
Angel_ica: OFF WITH YUR HEAD LEE
LeeMan: ?
Pen_Master: she's the Red Queen
Turtleluver23: idiot.
Queen_Maria: us queens gotta stick together.*high fives Angelica*
Angel_ica: Alex, I apologize in advance
Pen_Master: for what
Angel_ica: everything I say to you in the play
Pen_Master: o
BurrSir: wait Thomas what part did u get
JeffySon: the King of Hearts
Angel_ica: NOOOOO
Pen_Master: ?
fulloffreethought: They're married in the play, Hamilton
Pen_Master: O_O Sry Angie
Angel_ica: OFF W UR HEAD SAMUEL
fulloffreethought: what I do?
QuietJ: I'm outta here. U people r weird.
QuietJ has left the chat
JeffySon has left the chat
Pen_Master: Wtf y did Jefferson leave
fulloffreethought: cause you weirdos were mean to his boyfriend
fulloffreethought: I mean best friend
fulloffreethought: ha ha
fulloffreethought:...
fulloffreethought: I'm outta here, this is getting awkward
fulloffreethought has left the chat
Pen_Master: ok…. Tht was weird
LeBaguette: If any of you were wondering, I am the Caterpillar.
Pen_Master: Cool Laf
LeBaguette: Merci, mon ami!
Turtleluver23: I gotta go, guys, im being forced to go to dinner w/my dad. Ugh.:(
Pen_Master: Bye John
LeBaguette: Au revoir, mon petit tortue. Bonne chance:)
Fashiongod: see u man
Turtleluver23 has left the chat
LeeMan: I'm still here guys
Fashiongod: we know & we dnt care Lee
LeBaguette: go awy
LeeMan: fine u guys r boring anywy
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Fashiongod: I'm out guys, I'm finally starting to design the costumes 4 the show
LeBaguette: cool. Au revoir.
Pen_Master: see u Herc
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LeBaguette:Salut, mon petit lion. I have to go.
Pen_Master: salut Lafayette. I'll leave two
LeBaguette has left the chat
Pen_Master has left the chat
JeffySon has entered the chat
JeffySon: Ok, What'd I miss?
JeffySon: hello
JeffySon: where'd y'all go
JeffySon: I just went to use the bathroom
JeffySon: …..
JeffySon: Damn!
JeffySon has left the chat
Well, that's that! Review if you wish, especially if you found this weird or confusing, 'cause I think at least one of y'all will.
Also, if you want me to show the full cast list, lemme know. Thanks!