Hey people, this is just a random thing I came up with. It's about sonic and shadow make a bet to see who can hook up with amy using only pick up lines and the winner get bragging rights and gets make the loser do whatever he wants for a week regardless of how ridiculous. For guys, you can use them to see if they actually work. For the girls, you can use them as comebacks to these cheesy pick up lines. Anyway, enjoy! And one more thing, this will be from sonic's POV, after this, I may decide to do this from different peoples POV, like amy or shadow. This will take a couple days for them to do this, so it will be in script format whenever they're in the mall only. Outside of the mall it will be in a normal format

It was another normal day, and I was bored. Almost everyone was somewhere. Cream was at Disney with cosmo and tails, Rouge was on some covert ops mission, Omega it's any fun, Chaotix was on a mission, and the only people that were here and not busy were amy, who had calmed down and stopped stalking me, and shadow, my top rival, and knuckles, but we can't get him to leave that stupid emerald. Then it hit me. Amy liked both me and shadow, and vice versa. So I called up Shadow. I had everyone (even my enemies) on speed dial. So I got to his name and hit the call button. It rang three times before he finally Picked up.

"What do you want Sonic?" He asked in his usual cold voice.

"Geez Shadow, not even a hello? Geez aren't you a nice person." I said sarcastically.

"Get to the point." Shadow demanded.

"wanna have a little contest?" I said

"… Keep talking." He said intrigued. I could tell that he would like this.

"Let's have a contest to see who can hook up with amy using only pick up lines, your looks, and item relevant to you pick up lines. Whoever can hook up with amy and get laid first, wins" I explained

"For once, you actually had a good idea." Shadow stated

"oh shut up!" I said.

"And what happens if one of us loses?"

"Then the winner gets make the loser do whatever he wants for a week regardless of how ridiculous of how it makes the other person looks. Providing its legal... Plus twenty bucks" I said. I didn't want either of us getting arrested. "And she isn't allowed to know about this contest in any way at all." I said

"Ok we need a referee." Shadow stated

"Ok, but who can we get Knuckles to do it. he's the only other one who's here." I replied.

"Ok, I'll call him. You call one of her friends to take her to the mall. That's where we start our contest." Shadow said. So Shadow called Knuckles and brought him to the mall and I called Amy's friend Aimee, it means "loved" in French. So as you have probably guessed, she was really popular and had a lot of friends. So I called got to her number on speed dial. It rang twice and then she picked up.

"Hello?" she asked

"Hey, it's sonic, I need you to do me a favor." I told her

"oh hay sonic, and the favor, depends on what it is." She replied.

"I need you to take amy to the mall, me and shadow are having a pick up line contest and we decided to use them on amy and I need you to take her there so we can use them on her, and the winner is whoever manages to hook up with her first and get laid, and knuckles is the judge. Can you do that for me?" I said, taking a deep breath, I said that all in one breath, I need to breathe.

"Okay, one: im surprised you managed to say all that in one breath, and two: sure, why not?" she said.

"Thanks, we need this to relive my boredom." I said thankfully

"Then your boredom shall be relieved." She said playfully. She was also very funny. I'm glad I have her as a friend. So Shadow called later to say that after some 'persuasion' he had managed to get knuckles to agree to do this. So we all went to the mall, and we started the game

(A/N: the actual pick up lines will be done in script format. When they're not trying to hook up with her, it will be in normal format)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ROUND 1: BEGIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sonic: hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

Amy: And if I could, I would put f and u together.

Knuckles: ouch, that was cold

Shadow: watch the master do it faker

Sonic: like you'll ever win.

Shadow, hey that's a nice dress, it would look real good with the carpet im my room.

Amy: oh ok, I got it at Macy's, it was on sale, it was a reasonable price.

Sonic: who's that master now?

Shadow: not you, that's for sure

Knuckles: *this will be really funny to watch* (A/N: * means that the person is thinking)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ROUND 1: OVER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I can't believe that neither of us has won yet!" I yelled I was shocked; surly that she would succumb to at least ONE of us by now! I mean, she really likes both of us!

"Maybe, after all of the no's you guys have given her, now that we're trying to get HER, she's trying to play hard to get and show you two what she's been going through." Suggested Knuckles. Me and shadow were shocked and appalled.

"What?" he asked

"When the hell did you get so smart!" I yelled. Shadow was still just shocked and couldn't speak at all.

"Shut UP!" he yelled "Amy knows that all I ever do is watch the master emerald, so she comes to me for her problems, and since I have nothing better to do I help her. And when it's about boys, I give her an answer that a guy would give her." He explains.

"Oh, that make a lot of sense now… pussy" I said discreetly.

"Shut up!" he yelled blushing. Me and shadow started laughing.

"Ok then, lest start round two!" I declared.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ROUND 2: BEGIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sonic: Hey, I'm invisible

Amy: really? *sarcastically*

Sonic: can you see me?

Amy: Yeah?

Sonic: how about Friday night?

Amy: Sonic, are you drunk?

Sonic: no, im just intoxicated by you

Amy: oh. (walks away)

Sonic: damn it! (walks towards shadow and knuckles)

Shadow: my turn (walks towards where amy fled)

Shadow: are you cold?

Amy: kind of

Shadow: wanna jacket?

Amy: sure

Shadow: then can jack it all you want at my place

Amy: (slaps shadow)

Shadow: ouch! (rubs cheek)

Sonic and knuckles: (turning blue from laughing so hard)

Shadow: shut up! It's not funny

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ROUND 2: END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Not yet guys" knuckles said

"But I'm out of ideas!" yelled sonic

"Same here" said shadow.

"Well call me when you do get some and then we can try again" replied knuckles. And with that, he walked off to try again another day

Okay, im trying to be original with these pick up lines, and I actually did run out of ideas, so I need you guys to send me some good ones THEY MUST BE ORIGNAL (ish) so, when I get enough, I will start the next chapter.