"That bounty was mine!" yelled Faye to Spike.
"I thought that was all settled yesterday!" Spike growled back at her.
"Excuse me…" mumbled an old Chinese woman, holding several plastic bags of Chinese food in her arms, outside the open door.
"OOOOH! Chinese food!" exclaimed Ed as she twirled in between Spike and Faye. "Ching Chong, Ding Dong! Yummy! Yummy!" She continued with her usual nonsense, "I want the Orange Chicken!!" Ein barked angrily at Ed, trying to tear away a bag of Chinese food away from her… they hadn't eaten for a few days. "NOOO! Bad doggy!"
"WHO THE HELL'S PAYIN' FOR THIS!?" screamed Jet. Everyone stopped and stared at him expectantly. Jet roared and they all began arguing. At some point a few woolongs was given to the old woman. No one noticed her smile as she handed over 5 fortune cookies.
Content after their meal, they each grabbed a fortune cookie, cracking them open and chomped them down & went to bed.
Faye rolled around in bed, finally rousing and let out a long yawn. 'God! Am I getting sick?' she thought to herself, realizing her voice was very deep. Shrugging it off, she trudged out of Jet's room – too tired to ponder why she was there – and went to the bathroom.
Jet woke up feeling more youthful and awake then he had in years! 'It must be that new herbal tea I imported from Uranus', he thought as he stretched out and walked around, even skipping a bit. Something felt strange, but he wasn't complaining. He disregarded the thoughts in the back of his head and went towards the bathroom.
As soon as Spike woke up, he knew something was terribly wrong. 'Is this a dream? Did I get drunk?' His line of sight was barely above the floor… he was on all fours, but he couldn't get up! He started to run around the living room in a frenzy yelling, "I can't get up! I can't get up! I can't get up!"
Ed woke up scratching her chest, but realized there was something there that wasn't there before; water balloons. Or at least that's what she thought they were at first. Had she become a woman overnight? Amazed, she headed towards the bathroom, staring down at her new endowment until she bumped into—HERSELF! Ed screamed, followed by hoarse screaming from the bathroom. Jet burst out of the bathroom, trousers down, screaming like a woman. Ed's body began to scream, too horrified at the sight of Jet.
Spike stopped from his running to the sound of three high bitched screams coming from the bathroom . He turned and started in that direction to investigate… but was soon mortified. He saw himself running towards himself, about to pounce. He tried to dodge out of the way, but could not avoid the inevitable.
Faye, Ed, and Jet ran, tumbling and falling to the living room, screaming their asses off, but stopped. Whatever it was that just happened to them could not amount to this: Ein was crushed on the floor, yelping helplessly as Spike humped him.