The shooting star I saw

Was not a star at all

Just what his secrets are

I want to know...

Once upon a time I thought I saw a shooting star

But it was brighter than the rest and didn't seem as far

Then I heard that something crashed onto the beach

I went and found a body, he looked the same age as me

He was out cold so I called the authorities

Then he woke up and beat up all the EMTs

I couldn't understand - just who was this man?

He didn't let me introduce myself when I held out my hand

I started wondering if maybe I was seeing things

Then the next day at school that guy sat down right next to me

The teacher paired us up so I tried to be friendly

Then he tore up the invitation to my birthday party

I'm pretty tolerant but that was pretty mean

When it comes to social etiquette everyone knows I'm the queen

But I gave him one more chance to redeem

His bad behavior

And that's when he leaned in and whispered his threat

(I'll kill you)

Any normal person would just call the police

Call me crazy but my interest was piqued

He kept threatening me but never followed through

So instead I followed him to find out what he was up to

He said I knew too much and couldn't be trusted

He tried to kill me but we got interrupted

And then I shocked him by saving his life

Someday this crazy boy's gonna make me his wife

I told him there's no reason for him to run and hide

Turns out we were fighting for the same side

His enemies were the ones who killed my dad

And so I joined him 'cause my boys - I like 'em bad

The shooting star I saw

Was not a star at all

Just what his secrets are

I want to know

Do whatever you will

I want to know you still

I'm not an easy kill

I'll have you know

Back in school I recall we read of a Little Prince

And I found him now, all I needed was a glimpse

He's a knight on a dragon, I'm the princess here I guess

I can save him now, I'm no damsel in distress

He flies on the wings of adolescence

His mobile suit shines with effervescence

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen

Until you remember it's a killing machine

I realized I was in quite the conundrum

Because his mobile suit was actually a Gundam

The truth hit me like a hot cup of Folgers

That Heero Yuy was more than just a soldier

He could self-destruct, take a blow to the head

Disappear for months, come back from the dead

Piloting Wing like a bat out of hell

Mastering the Zero System as well

He's the one and only who could save the world

And - spoiler alert - end up with the girl

But will we or won't we? You may never know

Keep your eyes to the sky for that shooting star glow


A/N: Dedicated to Richie Branson, Gundam Wing fan and nerdcore rapper, AKA my hero.