A young Deidara smiled as he filled a giant metal dog dish to the brim with cat food. He hummed as he placed it in front of a small orange tabby kitten. As the kitten ate the blond stroked its fur.
"Lord Orangepuff von Deidara-is-awesome-and-better-than-Itachi of the Akatsuki I will be gone for an hour. I'm giving you twenty-seven bowls of food so you don't starve while I'm away." Deidara said before placing a kiss to Lord Orangepuff von Deidara-is-awesome-and-better-than-Itachi of the Akatsuki's head. "Love you and be back in a bit. Remember to stay away from Itachi and Hidan." The blond warned as he left the tabby kitten alone with his twenty-seven bowls of food.
Hidan growled as he slammed the fridge door shut, the machine rocked back and forth before settling down. The Jashinist was pissed beyond belief. Why? Because there was no more frozen pizza left. Hidan knew it had to be Kakuzu, no one else would eat anything that Hidan put in a container and wrote 'Hidan's...bitch~!' all over it. An evil, cruel smile took over his lips as a large shadow was cast over him.
"Kakuzu, I'm going to-" Hidan's sentence died as he faced the owner of the large shadow, at it certainly wasn't Kakuzu.
"Lord Orangepuff von Deidara-is-awesome-and-better-than-Itachi of the Akatsuki where are you?" Deidara half called and half sang for his kitten. The blond searched high and low for the tabby with no luck. It was only when the young man entered the kitchen did he find his 'little' kitten, and a very scared Akatsuki.
"Deidara!" Pein yelled, battling the seven foot tall cat off with a stick, who was just trying to play with it. "Call your cat off! He already ate Hidan!" At hearing his master's name Lord Orangepuff...you know the rest of his name by now, backed down and purred as he rubbed up against Deidara.
"I haven't been fucking eaten!" Hidan's voice yelled from inside the trash can, which was shaking in fear of the monster cat. The Akatsuki was silent for a period of time before Pein spoke up, using his alpha voice.
"Deidara, you cat has gotten too big for-"
"No! He's just a baby!" Deidara cried as he latched onto Lord Orangepuff. Konan, being the voice of reason and understanding, stepped forward with a soft smile.
"Yes, he's just baby but Pein is right. Orangepuff is too big. He can stay but he has to go outside."
Let's just say Lord Orangepuff von Deidara-is-awesome-and-better-than-Itachi of the Akatsuki thinned out the giant rodent population near the main base, Hidan was now scared of cats, and all was well...until Deidara took in some puppies.