"Oh my god, she totally hates me."
Blair Cornelia Waldorf was convinced that Serena hated her, and there was no getting out of it.
"Relax," Chuck Bass told her, reclining his head against his favorite couch in his hotel suite, holding a glass of scotch. "What could you have done wrong anyways, B? Couldn't have been any worse than what you did to me last time."
"I cannot RELAX," Blair snapped at him, wadding up the 45th draft of a letter she'd been working on for Serena in frustration. "S is going to kill me. You know how she is when she gets mad. What if she replaces me with some random brunette that looks exactly like Audrey Hepburn? Oh my god, that'd be like having Audrey wear knockoff Givenchy. Wait, does that mean Serena gets to be Audrey Hepburn? I'm Audrey Hepburn!"
Chuck shrugged at her indignant monologue. He knew it wasn't a huge exaggeration. Serena once faked sleeping with a stranger she'd met five minutes earlier when she thought Nate had cheated on her, and that hadn't even scratched the surface.
Blair grabbed her red Valentino coat laying on the couch and whirled around towards the door. "I have to make sure she isn't up to anything," she said, a little too desperately for her own taste. "I'll call you later."
"I'll pick you up at 8," Chuck called after her, taking a sip from his glass as he watched her heels clack away from him.
A/N: Hi! I know this was really short, but if you liked it, please let me know! (It'll definitely encourage me a lot.) This was an idea conceived way past my bedtime, so I was limited on how long I was able to write, but upcoming chapters should be written during the daytime (hopefully). Also, let me know if you feel like the characterization and dialogue between the characters feels accurate so far. Thanks for reading!