Another song parody! Special thanks to GravityFallsMD who let me rewrite their original GF version of Bones And Skin! The original original song was made by FIMFlamPhilosophy. ENJOY!
Dipper: Well, there she goes! Great work fearless leader on losing another member of our team!
Gideon:
Would you shut up for a second?
Dipper:
Would you get an education for a second?
Gideon
Shut up! I'm tryin' to listen!
Dipper:
To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth-breathing!
Gideon:
That! Hear it?
*Bones, bones, bones, blood and-
Bones and skin and bones and blood and-*
Bear-O:
You've pretty eyes, yes you do!
Flesh and blood, I want it too!
I'll wear your body like a suit.
Watch out now I'm on the loose!
Dipper:
Try giving it a hug! Maybe your love will make it go away!
Gideon:
Helping, you ain't!
Bear-O:
There's no hope for human beings,
Dunwich Horror's got nothing on me!
Antediluvian tales of woe,
Trail behind wherever I go!
Give up now on your beliefs!
Your friend's soul's beyond reprieve!
Hear now, well, my proclamation!
This is your life's destination.
Surrender now, be eaten first.
At least you'll be spared from the worst!
Gideon:
What ya'll eying me for?
Dipper:
Nothing.
Gideon:
Don't you dare even think about it!
Dipper:
About what?
Gideon:
You're thinking about trippin - oof!
Dipper
Oh dear, that didn't slow it down at all! And I am starting to get cramps!
Bear-O:
Terror's my preferred vocation.
Your life's slip bring me elation.
The old Great Race did fear my tread
So close your eyes, you'll soon be DEAD.