Today in the long metallic walls of a certain scientist's mad laboratory home is the sound of clanging and thumping in enragged violence. It was Dr. Neo Cortex, and he had just suffering the third (and FINAL!) defeat by the accursed rad bandicoot in the pants and his nerdy bookworm sister. His underlings cover their ears from the loud sounds of noisy fastration.
"Graugh, groggity, GR!" Cortex slammed and flought his cerebrile cortex around the room. "This alway happen! Crash and the Bandits foil my ideas all the time to get the crrrryyyyystaaaaahls, and he yuks it up and laughs it smack right in the FACE!" Frankly Doctor Cortex has had enough as he got up in discharge. "It is time to come up with a better thought, and he had to thought it up quick!"
"Perhaps sir we can try to replicate the full power of the...MASTER,crystal" said Dr. Engine, who was slightly mad as well for having a missel suck in his head but not neerly as peeved as Cortex was being at this moment since as the headhoncho whose head was swelling he was quite a hopping mad subject around the roomba
"You speak nunsense, it cannot be done?" said Cortex who had practicality turned red from extremely self-harm except instead of blood and gore it was like a cartoony stream coming out of his ears because after all it was a cartoony world after all.
"Perhaps I can be off assisistence" said ?
Cortex turned around and on the hi-technical space-monitor met a bald man in glasses, who king of look like a Robotnik except without big moustach and was very skinny instead of large and in charge, yet somehow it was a very imposing figure.
"I have herd of you, you are...! Walter White."
"That is right, I facked my death and now seek revenge against the social order, but to do that I kneed help;"
"Why my help? says Cortex
"You have the MASTERcrystal which I can use to cook up more than 25 SLAVEcrystals, from the furnace! Except I don't call them crystals, and yet they still the power to make people into slavery"
"What do you call them?" asked Cortex with very rised eyebow and strocking his chin. There a dramatic pause.
"Meath." said White bruntly.
...[don-don-don-]...
Cortex later followed the cooridants precisely to the letter to met with Water alone. It was the remote area on the borders of the jungle and desserts of both their worlds. He was a little appredensive just a bit, he knew not this 'math' was, after all he was a scientist and not a ganger like Walter Whitman.
"Great mind think a like, Neo." said...a voice!
Cortex spun ran to find the famous Walter White right in the flash.
"Zounds, we meet at last. I have heard much of you and traveiled a great long way to meet your proposituation so waste not time and let's state your conditions!"
"Indeed, at a sign of buona fortuna en dios I have yes bought your favorite fruitcake which I stole from your face book and also a sample of what I have to offer."
Cortex say the crystals but they vere very diffrent crystals than the ones he's seen, for one they are blue instead of red and they were much smaller almost like suagery candy rather than magickal jewelry.
"I do not follow" said Cortex screetching his brain.
"This is the meath I have described,"
"I still do not know how you did it on my screen"
"That is not impotent since all will be reveiled... in time." said Watler White ominously as he got down to business like a true salaryman in heat. "What I have her is the absolote finest product nown to man and mutans, it is not 100% pure because my ingreddients are inadequent but with your genius I can truely fix those .007 percentiles we need to victory the world."
"What is in is it for me?"
"Cortex, all I need is to analyse the MasterCRYSTAL take it to MY lab, and run a few tests to sample it and cross refrence it to my encyclopeddia of knowlidge, to do that I nerd you to sell the unpure meath for me to fund myresearch and together then I will replicate the slaveCrystals, trust me it is rather the boring part of science so I faxed the informatino to your secret base the space station. In return when you rule the world I only ask I take the Evolvo-Ray to work for my cancer since as you know the goverment banned it like a stemcalls but when you rule the world it will not be a problem at all because you will be the man"
Cortex thinks is over very carefully, Walter wanted to make him a partner, but he already have the parnter called Uka-Uka, who was quite scary and also liked the crystals a lot for world dominatrix, but this was a such unique opportunity that he washed his concerns away. What could go wroung?
"Allright, Dr. White, I do agree to your terms of use, as long as I will rule the world."
"Deal! You will not regret this Neo, and please call just me Walter."
They shook on it in the evil mad scientists handshake.