Heya! Its been a while! Though it has, I still have a love for writing stories, and I came up with a new one!
Hope you enjoy it! ^_^
A young boy wearing a plain yellow shirt and jeans enters the kitchen. Inside was a woman in front of the stove cooking spaghetti.
"Hello dear!" The boy said in a voice sounding too masculine for his age.
The woman's eye lids lowered and she gave a slight smile.
"Well hello there you big, handsome sexy-" She said as she slowly turned around. Midway through her sentence, her face began to display an expression of shock.
"Morty?! Hey… I uhh… I thought your father was here and you… were err... not."
"Haha yeah I know!" Morty said enthusiastically, "I was bored so I decided to take shot at doing impressions, and I found out I can do a pretty good impression of dad. Pretty cool huh mom?"
"Well you sure had me fooled," His mom said as she turned her attention back to the stove, "dinner will be ready soon, can you go tell Grandpa Rick for me?"
"Sure thing mom!" Morty said.
He ran out of the Kitchen. Shortly after, an older looking male entered the kitchen. He leaned against the edge of the door way with his hands in his pocket, eyes half closed, and displayed a smirk.
"Hey dear, I-" He said softly.
"Nice try," The mom interrupted in a pleasant sounding tone without taking her attention away from the stove, "I'm not falling for it."
Without word, the man gave a puzzled look and exited the kitchen.
"Damn, how subtle do I have to be?" The man said.
Meanwhile, Morty entered the garage. Inside sat an old man leaning back against a chair on two of its legs with his legs resting on a table piled with bits of broken looking electronics, metal and tools. He wore a lab coat, blue sweater and brown pants. He was looking at an image being projected from a device in the shape of a trapezoid, covered in lights and buttons, and bared crescent shaped metal on top of the device mirroring each other which surrounded the image being project by it.
The old man pulled out the right side of his lab coat and retrieved a flask from a pocket from the inside of the coat. He then proceeded to open it and take a drink from it.
"Hey Rick what's up?" Morty said while impersonating his dad.
Rick retracted his left arm and then swiftly threw the flask behind him, hitting Morty in the Groin. He placed his hands around it and dropped to his knees before shortly after falling on his side on the ground. Rick then took his legs of the table and straightened the chair he's sitting in.
"Damn it Jerry, I thought we had an agreement!" Rick yelled while pounding the table with the side of his fist, "You don't come into the garage during 'science time'!"
"Rick! Ow…! It's me! Morty!" Morty said while slowly getting up from the ground.
Rick looked behind and gave a puzzled look.
"Oh damn, sorry about that Morty." Rick said. "You really sounded like your annoying father. You should stop that before you get hurt by… Well everyone. Mostly me.
"A little… Ugh… to late don't ya think?" Morty said.
"Quit over exaggerating. I've seen how tiny your ding dong is, and it doesn't take a genius to tell you that the chances of hitting you there with a flask the size of my hand are none to none."
"Shockingly you were spot on, and my… errr… ding dong isn't that small!"
"Yeah, sure it isn't. Anyway, what do you want?"
"Oh yeah, mom wanted me to tell you to come upstairs for dinner."
"Could you do me a solid and bring it to me? Kinda busy with something here."
Morty approached the device on the table, standing beside Rick. Rick began to lean his chair back and prop his leg sback on the table.
"You busy watching some kids show?" Morty asked.
"Kids show? The hell are you talking about?"
"Well I just assumed it was some holographic T.V."
"No it isn't. This device allows me to look at anyplace in any dimension. This way I can check if it's safe instead of blindly entering it. Also FYI, from the shit I've seen in this place, you'd have to be pretty messed up to think that this place is kid friendly."
Rick stood up and used his right hand to preform hand motions on the holographic image which caused the image to change to different scenery.
"So, why are you looking at that dimension?" Morty asked
"I'm working on a new invention and I am thiiiis close to finishing it," Rick said while putting his thumb and index finger in a circle formation in front of his face. "however, its missing one crucial part and I can't quite figure out how to produce it. I've been searching dimensions to find if there is a part out there that would work, and I might have found it in this abandoned lab."
Rick waved his hand over the projection which caused it to change to an image of a laboratory.
"You sure its abandoned Rick?" Morty asked "I wouldn't want to end up pissing off a scientist."
"Course its abandoned Morty," Rick said. "look at it. It looks like a piece of shit. It's gotta be abandoned."
"Well, your lab looks like shit and it's not abandoned."
"That's because this is not a lab." Rick said while making wide arm gestures. "This is a garage. It's supposed to look like shit. Now quit your bitching and let's go."
Suddenly, a young looking female with orange hair in a ponytail, with a pink tank top and white pants walked into the basement.
"Hey guys," the female said, "mom is wondering why you guys are taking so long to come up for dinner."
"We're heading out Summer." Rick said. "Just put ours in the fridge and we'll eat it later."
"What?!" Summer exclaimed. "Morty! Didn't you talk to Grandpa Rick about going out on adventures during dinner?!"
"Oh yeah… Rick, Summer doesn't want us going on adventure's during dinner."
"Oh really?" Rick said in an unpleasant tone. "And why is that?"
"I don't like being left alone with mom and dad! They take that opportunity to pry into my personal life and find out… Umm… Stuff about me."
"Okay, follow up question." Rick said. "Why should I care?"
"Just please do this for me! Just go after dinner!" Summer pleaded.
"Okay, okay, okay." Rick said. "Here's what I'm going to do. Okay? Okay. First, I'm going to open my lab coat."
Rick proceeded to open the right side of his lab coat.
"Then, I'm going to take out my portal gun."
Rick pulled out a device from one of the inner pockets of the right side of the lab coat. It was a thick rectangular device which faced length wise with a handle on one end, and three green lights indented on the other end with the top baring a tall light bulb.
"Then I'm going to start calibrating it, make the portal, and go into the portal with Morty. All while not giving a single shit about what you said."
Rick started twisting a nob that was on the back of the device. In the middle of doing this, Summer ran up to Rick and grabbed onto the device. Rick and Summer began trying to pull the device back and forth from each other.
"Damn it Summer! Let go!" Rick shouted.
"No! You're coming to dinner!" Summer shouted.
"Hey guys cut it out! I don't think you want to be fighting with that thing!" Morty said worryingly.
Rick and Summer continued fighting. After a while, they accidentally activated the device and shot a portal onto the ground. Eventually, they tackled each other to the floor behind Morty and started rolling back and forth until they rolled into Morty causing all three of them to fall into the portal.
Meanwhile in a far off distant land, in a Kingdom comprising of sweet treats of living and architecture, stood a pink woman, baring a gold tiara accompanied with a young boy wearing a white hat, blue shirt, blue pants, and a green back pack.
"Thanks for coming on such short notice Finn." The pink woman said.
"No probs PB." The boy named Finn said. "Though Jake may have some probs though. He was so bummed that we had to cancel the awesome day we had planned today that he didn't want to come and help out."
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry." PB said. "If it wasn't urgent, I wouldn't have spoiled your special day!"
"Haha, like I said, no worries! Always happy to help out when there's a crisis. So what's up?"
"I need to go out to pick up a part for an invention that I'm working on, however, the banana guards who guard the entrance to my lab have the day off today. I would watch over it myself, but I may not get another opportunity to pick up this part, so I need you to watch the lab until I get back."
"Can do PB!" Finn said enthusiastically. "No one's gonna touch your 'do-flangles' and 'thingy-dingies' while I'm around!"
"Thanks Finn! I knew I could count on you! Also, when you see Jake, tell him I'm sorry, and I'll make it up to him somehow."
PB waved to Finn and walked away from the castle. Finn turned around to face the castle doors.
"Alright Finn… It's guarding time!" Finn said to himself. "Gotta stay alert. Gotta make sure nothing escapes your line of sight in order to protect the lab!"
Finn walked inside the castle. Far off in the distance, three green portals appeared in the sky spread out significantly from each other. Rick, Morty, and Summer came out each one individually and began falling towards the ground.