Bob Bobberson was playing his favorite game in all the world, Halo 2! He had currently beaten single player on legendary difficulty for the eighteenth time now. Putting down his controller, Bob sighed. As much as he loved Halo 2, there was nothing new for him, no challenge, no excitement, nothing.
"I wish I could be IN the game" the boy said to himself.
Then, if by unexplainable magic, Bob noticed a strange button on his controller. Above the button were printed words saying 'the button that let's you go inside the game so press it now you dumb fuck!' Curious to know what the button could do, Bobberson pressed it. A bright flash suddenly blinded him. When he could see again, Bob saw he was inside the Cairo Station; the first level in Halo 2!
"Sweet!" exclaimed Bob "now I kick Covenant ass for real!"
Grabbing a battle rifle lying on the floor, Bob charged to the next room. Inside were a dozen Grunts and two Elites. Although they were a clinch to kill when playing on the Xbox 360, the Covenant whooped Bob's ass before he could pull the trigger. Falling to the cold metal ground in agony, the last thing Bob saw was the Grunts making his intestines into a designer purse.
Game over.