CASTLEVANIA: Soul guide for dummies
Disclaimer: I don't own castlevania or anything related except for my original characters from "Rebirth of Sorrow"
Andrew: What's this about anyway?
Blitz: Well you know all of those souls Laura collected? And all of the trouble some of them caused you?
Andrew: Yeah...?
Blitz: Well let's let our readers know how that worked out for you guys.
Andrew: Oh God...
Chapter 1: Crazy cat lady
"Yo, Laura." Andrew asked, grabbing the attention of the silver haired protagonist.
"What is it, Andrew?"
"Can you explain this?" Andrew swept his arm across the safe room where the duo, their butler Boneson, and Justice the Cerberus lived. There were white cats everywhere, and because he doesn't particularly care for cats, and Boneson was well...Boneson, he knew only one person could be responsible. The heir to the power of dominance herself.
"Aren't they cute?" Laura asked cheerfully.
"Well I guess but...where did they come from?"
"I made them!"
"You...made them?" This conversation was getting a little weird, even for someone who is the heir to Death's power. Andrew tried not to think too hard about this.
"Care to explain?"
"Well you know when we passed by those student witches? Remember how I beat them down?" Earlier that day, Andrew and Laura had come across a training grounds for witches. Andrew couldn't bring himself to harm those ladies, so Laura got in some extra combat practice.
"Yeah, what does have to do with anything?"
"I absorbed a few of their souls! Look!" Laura swept her arm, and out of thin air came another cat.
"Uhh, that's nice and all but-" Andrew didn't get to finish however, as Laura had a brilliant idea.
"Here, I'll make you one." She swept her arm again, and this time a black cat came out. Laura held it up to Andrew, smiling.
"See? He's glaring, just like you always do after a long day. He's just the thing to lift your spirits!" What Laura didn't take into account, was that by offering a black cat to a BLACK MAN, she was inadvertently insulting him.
"Umm, thanks...but-" He was about to point this out, but Laura had already left to play with the other kittens, leaving him with the new cat.
"...Well you are kind of cute, I guess." He said while the cat mewled cutely.