Disclaimer:
I do not own anyone or anything associated with HTTYD.
I'm just writing this down for my personal entertainment as well as for others.
Author's Note:
Hey everybody. I just wanted to let you know that this was typed without drugs. Enjoy.
Molested
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III wasn't much of a looker unlike the rest of his male friends were in terms of their muscles, but now that the home-invading Ruffnut thought about it, she realized she didn't really care after she stealthily tiptoed to the top of the Haddock household's stairs and then approached the sleeping Viking in question. She, instead, decided it was a good thing as she carefully straddled him, slowly leaned down, and then forcibly shoved her lips against his own while holding down his arms to his sides, her excited tongue quickly ravishing the inside of his unprepared mouth within seconds.
"Mrfphmut?! Mmph mph mphll?!"
Ruffnut smiled, deepening her kiss.
Sometime later that morning, Stoick the Vast found himself caught off-guard when Ruffnut Thorston of all people came down the stairs - with a creepy yet satisfied look on her face - instead of his son, just after he had called Hiccup down to have an early breakfast with him. When she noticed her staring chief and made eye contact, she couldn't help but giggle and wave at the man.
"Ruffnut?!" Stoick yelled incredulously. "What in the name of the Gods were you doing in my son's room?!"
"Good morning to you too, chief." Ruffnut replied cheerily, and giggled again. "I was molesting Hiccup."
The look of pure 'WTF' on Stoick's face was forever burned into her mind as she then proceeded to run out of the door while laughing the loudest laughs she could ever laugh, waking up the whole of Berk. Meanwhile, a recently awoken Toothless was busily pawing and nudging a blue-faced Hiccup, grumpily wondering why his rider wasn't paying any attention to him, even after he had given him his perfected 'puppy dog eyes'.