(This song is parody of of Stevie's Wonder's That Girl! Hope you like it!)
That vampire's looking fine,
His body's so divine
That vampire is so brash,
Don't take no lip from trash
He has bright ginger hair,
As well as red scars on his cheek
He also has the power to knock
Imbeciles to next week
That vampire is so bad,
He'll kill you if you make him mad
He's 204 years old,
Like shard of ice, he's cold
He doesn't use his powers to kill peeps,
Unless you try to beat him up
But inside, there is a young man
who wants only true love,
And for his awesomeness, I love him
And I want him
More than Madame Truska does, I need him
Tell him that I'd love to, that I want to
Let him know that he, more than Twilight,
deserves more love
For a man that's lived a long time,
And been fighting for a long time,
You lookin' good!
When you're battling in wartime,
Your muscles turn me on every time
You handle fools, like a real vamp should,
(Instrumental Interlude)
Larten Crepsley!
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That vampire's really smooth,
albeit real uncouth
Not only does he kick butt at war,
He works the circus, too!
He can be mean as a shark, no doubt,
However, it's still all good!
But, if my buddies died before I did, be unhappy I would!
But, anyhow, I'd tell him that I love him
And I want him
More than Madame Truska does, I need him
Tell him that I'd love to, that I want to
Let him know that he, more than Twilight,
deserves more love
Tell him that I love him
And I want him
More than Madame Truska does, I need him
Tell him that I'd love to, that I want to
Let him know that he, more than Twilight,
deserves more love
That I love him
And I want him
More than Madame Truska does, I need him
Tell him that I'd love to, that I want to
Let him know that he, more than Twilight,
deserves more love
Tell him that I love him
And I want him
More than Madame Truska does, I need him
Tell him that I'd love to, that I want to
Let him know that he, more than Twilight,
deserves more love
Larten, Larten, Larten,
Oh, Larten Crepsley, Larten Crepsley...