Hi and welcome to my Mario story!
Warning: Story may contain violence, suggestive themes, people not making any sense, and randomness. You've been warned...
Disclaimer: Me no own anything. Me only own story!

Introduction...

Mario and Luigi are Mushroom Kingdoms latest butt kicking plumbers. They're missions, mostly Mario's, envoles saving that annoying Princess Toadstool Peach! With the help of their trusty steed Yoshi and their advice giving friend we all know and love Toad,nothing can't stop them! Until they reach that annoying King Koopa, A.K.A Bowser, they have to battle it out! And when their missions are complete they rest until the next update!

YEAH RIGHT!

See we don't know what really happens when you turn that game off after the ending credits. I know none of you don't! So thats why I inserted cameras all over Mushroom Kingdom! Bwahahahahahahahahaahaha! Don't sue! I'm just doing you all a favor so you guys don't have to think so hard! Now lets get this chapter really started!

Chapter 1

Mario woke up from his slumber. He's been trying to get a good night sleep after his battle with Bowser. "Damn that 12 year old! Didn't he know that your not suppose jump over that fire! Geez talk your five years of experience with my games. Sure I may have my limits in differnt types of games, but c'mon at least my younger brother have better common sense than these snot nose kids!" Mario got up and headed over to his mirror and brushed his hair to the way it always is. "No no no! This won't do!" He tried different types of hair styles until he got the one he loved. "Yes! This will amaze everyone! Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!"

Meanwhile at the castle!

"I'm so beautiful today! Ahh...I love me so much! I wonder if Mario will understand my feelings for him. What do you think Toad?" Princess Peach was brushing her in front of the mirror. She had her nightgown on and she was looking down at the mushroom dude.

"I think your a slut. I don't take orders from whores anymore! I'm moving to England the land of Harry Potter and truffels!" Toad packed his things and headed out the door. London, England here I come!"

Peach just shrugged and looked back at the mirror then frowned. "Ahh man! Does it show that much?" She looked down at her nightgown. "Oh who cares! I know i'm a sexy beast!" She blew a kiss at her reflection and did a maniacle laughter.

"Umm...Peach?" Daisy walked into her room without knocking.

"What is Daisy! I told you to always knock before you enter!"

"I-I'm sorry princess I didn't mean to--"

"Wait! I'm glad you barged in. I need you to do something for me." Peach went into one of her dresser drawers and pulled out a letter sealed with a kiss. "Give this to Mario as quick as you can. Think you can do this simple task for me?" She handed her the letter and Daisy nodded. "Oh and one more thing."

"Yes princess?"

"Nevermind I don't want you to get the wrong idea."

"Ok princess!" Daisy walked out the door and began running. As soon as she got near Mario's house she heard someone calling out to her. She turned and saw Luigi running towards her.

"Daisy! Princess Daisy!" Luigi caught up to her and try catching his breath. "I finally found you! You know how many times I circled that castle searching for your sorry ass!" Daisy was about to snap and smack his face until..."Daisy i'm sorry all I wanted to say was that I-I-ahh screw it!" Luigi grabbed her and kissed her on the lips. He was about to go all wild about it until he spotted the letter. "What the hell is this!"

"It's a letter for Mario!"

"Oh I get it! You think he's better then me right! Well two can play it that game!" He looked around the area and saw Yoshi.

"Yoshi?" Luigi made a suspious looking grinned as he heard Yoshi. He went up to him and pulled out a book that read: Miroku's guide to be a perv 101

"Yoshi, would you bear my children?" Luigi asked looking down at dinosaur.

"YOSHI!" Yoshi then tounge smack him which made Luigi fly into the air. Daisy shook her head. "Baka." She ran to Mario's house and knocked on the door. "Mario! Mario are you there?" She continued to knock until she got pissed off. She took out her bazooka and blast the door down. "Mario i'm here to deliver...this...letter...for..you?" She dropped her bazooka and started to laugh so hard she fell on the ground rolling.

"What? You don't like my new punk rock look? I knew the mohawk was a little to much!" He looked at mirror. "I knew I should of used more hair gel! Ahhhhh!" Mario began running around in circles until he skipped a step and ran into the wall. Daisy stopped laughing and put the letter on Mario's chest. "What doochbag." Daisy then walked out the door.

Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...

"I love picking flowers! I hate being the bad guy all the time. Why can't I just show my feelings to that plumber?" Bowser was picking some flowers and planting some roses. "I love you Mario!" He then sniffed his flower.

"Oh get a grip you gay fag! You expect me to feel sorry for you right?" Koopa Kid said folding his arms and looking down at him. "Well forget it! You're just weird! I don't hang around or take orders from weirdos anymore! I'm moving to England the land of Big Ben and truffles!" Koopa Kid packed his things and headed out the door. "London,England here I come!"

"Oh forget you! You'll never understand love the way I do! Hmph!"

Is England the only way to excape from this madness? Does Miroku's guide to be a perv 101 really help in desperate situations? Will Peach or Bowser confess their feelings to Mario before it's to late? And why am I asking you these questions! Well Tune in next time for more of my camera spying activities! Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Oh and review plz!