Alucard is the story cover..
He mixes between the abridged verison and serious verison..
Somehow after the events of Hellsing Utimate Lord Alucard somehow left control of Sir Intraga.
In this universe Alucard is a demon vampire, not just a vampire. Which makes a lot of sense considering how truly powerful he is.. Seriously, the dude is immortal despite claiming that he isn't.
He's nearly a level 10 demon.. Which, again, makes a lot of sense.
As commonly seen among vampires, Alucard possesses blood red eyes, which may glow when he is experiencing strong emotions. His hair length changes according to his release states from short to knee length. His usual outfit is comprised of a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, and an intricately knotted red cravat, covered by a full-length, and red frock overcoat (similar to a duster coat) with a cape. He also occasionally wears a red fedora with a wide, floppy brim and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sidings. He also wears a pair of white gloves which each have a five-pointed seal adorning their backs. It appears that his clothing is part of his physical form due to the fact that when he regenerates, his clothing also repairs itself.
He appears in the same clothes that Sir Hellsing wore when he defeated Alucard when he was still Dracula. This is seen when Alucard has his flashback/nightmare.
Anyway he ran into a humanized demon Verona. Like Alucard himself she and her daughter Liz are older than they look. But both seem to wear lingerie like outfits, which I guess is a style. Not sure.
They both have green eyes and black hair.. At least in my verison they do.
But Verona's not actually that powerful, and she is being held down a by a evil demon, seemingly far more powerful than her.. Not serprising.. She's actually one of the weaker demon. Even Liz is more powerful than her.
In this universe there are two kinds of demons. Ones from hell.. And ones like Verona, that are guardian angels.. And they live in a odd world that I'm not sure excatly how to explain. But I like to assume the house is sort of cave like. But actually really nice inside.
Suddenly Alucard happens by at peer concidence. And he's mistaken for someone there to save Verona.
"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.
'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.
"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.
"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if you were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.
"Grr, are you mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.
"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.
"But how.. How did you kill a demon with a gun!?"
"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver cross melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or not.. Nothing I shoot ever gets up, again" Alucard smirked.
"So what are you doing here?" Verona asked.
"The usual.. I took one of my enthusiastic walks" Alucard.
"And kill fallen angels?" Verona asked.
"VERY enthusiastic walks" Alucard said.
"Hold on.. You must be the great Alucard, from Hellsing.. I knew I reconsized you from somewhere." Verona said.
"Yes but this a ultimate universe, there IS no Hellsing"
"Still, I've heard quite a lot about you." Verona asked.
"Oh really?"
"Count Dracula.. The night walker.. Who glides through oceans of blood.. Beyond human.. A monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itsel-"
"Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!" Alucard cried,
"Ex...cuse you?"
"Oh I'm sorry, I, heh, I like to dirty talk when someone's, sucking my dick!" Alucard said.
"I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here!" Verona cried.
"Oh, so am I. And I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that." Alucard mocked.
"Prehabs I should skip to my point... I want you to protect me.. I made a lot of powerful enemies.. Including my ex husband, a giant dragon.. A spider lady.. And demi god who takes the form of a pony even though she's a human" Verona said.
"Lord Alucard is no body guard!" Alucard cried.
"But it's not very different than your Hellsing job.. Your hired to kill evil demonic creatures to protect me and my daughter Liz.. Along with the world itself sometimes"
"... Can I have netflix?"
"Fine, fine" Verona said.
"Great,, But lets stop for some lunch.. I'm DYING to stick my teeth into something.. Get it? Because I'm a vampire... Mwahahaha- it's funny."
"Whatever, let's just get back, Liz is probably getting worried" Verona said.
MANY YEARS LATER:
Evil Demon: (destroying a a unknown town for reasons that aren't justified, or even know) MWAHAHAHA! NOBODY CAN MATCH THE POWER OF AAMON!
Alucard: (calmly appears out of wall) I won't be so sure of that, Aamon.
Aamon: A vampire!? (laughs) Please, I eat vampires for breakfast.
Alucard: Not just any old vampire here.. I am a DEMON vampire.. And "you" sir, have been a naughty little bitch, haven't you?.. Afriad I have to put you into purgatory.. Well.. Parts of you.
Aamon: HAHAHA! You cannot scar-
Alucard: Shhhhh.. You hear that?
Aamon: I don't hear-
Alucard: *shoots him in the head without even raising his gun* Must have been the wind.
AAMON: AHH, GOD! THAT HURT!
Alucard: Your lucky that wasn't one of my "special" bullets, just a normal one
Aamon: HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
Alucard: Yes, but most of them are dead.
Aamon: Well, your a prick.
Alucard: Too bad I don't get offended by a man who never existed.
Aamon: But I'm right her- Ohhhhh
Alucard: Any last words.
Aamon: WAIT!.. WE CAN WORK TOGETHER!
Alucard: So.. I see you for what you really are!.. And you dare to call yourself a demon!?.. YOU DISGUEST ME!
Aamon: But-
Alucard: (releases his giant hellhound) Get him boy.
Aamon: NO PLE- (gets violently eaten).
Alucard: (calmly) I wonder why the sky is blue.. Weird.
Alucard: There boss.. The dirty deed is done.
Verona: Good, but we have another problem.. Brutaloo escaped, we need to stop he-
Alucard: Liz is on it.
Verona: You sent my daughter!?
Alucard: I tried to stop her. But she was clever.. She took advantage of my complete lack of actual careness.
Verona: I hire you to be my bodyguard and you can't eve-
Liz: (teleports in) Got her
Brutaloo: Yes, yes, I'll go back.. Just stop tasering me.
Liz: No promises.
Brutaloo: Damn you.
Alucard: There, everything worked out.. I'm going for a walk.
Verona: Oh no your not.. Your last "walk" involved burning down a church.
Alucard: Well next time, don't advertise blood, and have it be just wine.
Verona: Alucard, I can't have you causing another scene!
Alucard: Ohh, what you gonna do? Call that guy that can stop me?.. What was his name.. Michael mc-doesn't-excist.
Verona: ... I'll give you a raise.
Alucard: And a new gun
Verona: Fine, a new gun.
Alucard: And flash your boobs!
Verona: Excuse m-
Alucard: Kidding.. I already x-rayed though your clothes.
Verona: FUCK YOU!
Alucard: I would, but I'm tired.. (turns into bat form and sleeps on the roof).
Verona: ... That man is gonna be the death of me.
Liz: Least he keeps us safe.
Verona: I guess.