A/N: O.O Ohaidere!
So, yeah. This is pretty much just some crap I pumped out with my friend one day over Facebook. Yeah, I'm that pathetic. XD Bunessa and Shanaynay are my two fabuloso OC's, and I promise they are NOT mary-sues. In fact, one of them is like, freaking Snooki. Pfft.
Enjoy the crack, children!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia. Oh, the possibilities...
It was just another day in the land of wherever the fuck this takes place. America was playing X rated video games with Japan, Russia was doing sunset yoga whilst naked on the roof, England was lifting eyebrow weights like the flamer he was, and China was sniffing sadly over the fact that he wasn't currently screwing the life out of Japan.
Suddenly, there was a noise at the door. Everyone dropped what they were doing, save for England, who continued his strenuous eyebrow workout (How else do you think he keeps his eyebrows so juicy and delicious?) The door flew open, and...
"Hello, my dear slaves! I brought some new friends for you!" yelled the intruder loudly.
Feh, intruder my ass!
No, she wasn't crazy. Well, maybe a little bit. After all, she had two quail tails on her head, and she was wearing dildorian leg warmers and an oversized t-shirt that said "I love bishie sex!" what kind of sane person would wear that?
Anyways, on with the atrocity.
"Hello Sephira..." greeted the not-so-excited yet sexy nations.
"You're back early. What were you doing, aru?" questioned China, his sexy bishie hair flipping to the side. "Yeah," Prussia added awesomely. Everything he did was awesome, after all. "I was about to show everyone my five meters long di- OW!" he shut up as Hong Kong proceeded to whack his so called five meters with a stiletto heel sent to him as a gift from Roller Bowler Titty Mamma herself.
Don't know who that it? Google it.
The girl , Sephira apparently, sighed and shook her head. "Keep up that behavior and there will be no more rape games for the rest of the week!" she stated firmly. They all shut up, because what's nicer than a good old rape game?
"ANYWAYS," she started, " I brought home some new friends for you!" everyone groaned orgasmically, but in the bad way. "new friends" usually meant she had found a new yaoi pairing to fawn and grope over.
"everyone, say hello to..."
she paused for a not so dramatic affect.
"First, we have SHANAYNAY!"
She opened the door. The first person to enter, a boy, was no surprise. He was like all the others, clearly gay. He had a slender build and longish hair, the ideal bishie, or, "pretty boy."
It was the second person that shocked them.
"And now introducing... BUNESSA!"
Someone walked in.
And everyone shut the fuck up.
They stared.
Latvia gave a small whimper.
Poland hid his eyes (Which he uses craploads of maybelline mascara on) in fear.
Standing at the door was...
A FEMALE.
There was a shocked silence as they took in what they saw. Sure, they had seen feminine boys. They were ALL feminine boys. But feminine boys didn't have tits!
... Did they?
America, being the hero and all, was the first to speak up. "S-Sephira..? Is that what I think it is...?"
"A female, yes." she replied.
"So, does that mean...?" Japan began, afraid of the answer.
Sephira cleared her throaght. "Gentlemen and ladylike gentlemen, say hello to your first HETEROSEXUAL couple!"
The room erupted. "OH, THE CHILDREN!"
A/N: Just to make things clear, I have no idea where the FUCK this is going. I might not continue it if people hate it too much. Dear lord, I can see the death threats already. /shot
Review, flame if need be, and most importantly, go get laid! ;D