Hey guys. Oh, stop it! Bunsen's my beloved Beastly Baby and I've got to write about this adorable and cuddly beast of love! He's become one of my favorite characters of all time and I need to write down all my insane feelings for him! Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy the story and don't forget to review, favorite, and follow! No flamers!
~My What-Cense?~
Mikey and Bunsen walked towards Bunsen's ice cream truck and opened the doors, with Bunsen sitting in the driver's seat and Mikey sitting in the passenger seat. The two of them had shut their doors and grabbed their seatbelts and put them on. Bunsen knew all of this, but now it was time to really put his driving skills to the test and get his 'what-cense?' so he can legally drive his truck without dealing with the drama of the law.
Despite being only twelve years old, Bunsen was such an awesome driver for his young age and he could definitely see over the steering wheel and reach the pedals. In fact, Bunsen was probably a better driver than most adults that just talk on their phones or get drunk off their butts. Also, Bunsen is super cute and cuddly at the wheel and he's driving something that suits him perfectly. An ice cream truck is definitely the perfect ride for Bunsen.
Mikey who doesn't have much if any driving experience under his belt agreed to help Bunsen get his 'what-cense?', so they both drive like maniacs on the road with the ice cream truck. It was so cool that Bunsen could drive and he enjoyed riding with his adorable beast buddy. He could see that Bunsen was really getting giddy and shooting confetti out. He smiled and turned to look over at Bunsen, who shot confetti out and smiled cutely at his human buddy.
"Yay! I'm gonna get my 'what-cense?' thanks to you, Mikey!" Bunsen said cutely, his furry tail becoming springy and bouncing in the driver's seat and shooting confetti. "I'm so excited for driving lessons!"
"You look so adorable behind the wheel and you deserve your 'what-cense?' and I'll make sure you get it." Mikey said back to his best friend, as he saw Bunsen place his hands on the steering wheel and stick his cute tongue out.
Bunsen gripped the steering wheel tightly and looked over the steering wheel and all the various buttons and levers on the console, just as he turned to see the key resting in the ignition. He felt his fingers starting to twitch and moved over to touch the key.
"Alright, Bunsen, the first thing you need to do is start the key. Turn that key to the start position." Mikey replied, feeling his own excitement growing at seeing his beastly best friend driving once again. "But you already know this so start this baby up."
Bunsen giggles and bounces his cute butt on the leather seat and grabbed the key and turned it all the way to the start position, starting the truck. The truck roared to life and Bunsen smiled and patted his hand on the dashboard of the truck.
"Now the two foot pedals are called the brake and the gas pedals. The brakes are used to slowdown and stop the truck while the gas will allow you to make the truck go faster. Don't ever use your left foot and always use your right foot to step on the pedals." Mikey replied, turning down to the floorboard and waiting to see Bunsen perform this easy task as well.
Bunsen smirked cutely and looked down at the two pedals in the floorboard, as he kept his left foot on the floorboard and moved his right foot over to the brake and gently applied pressure to the brakes, while grabbing the gearshift on the center of the console and moving it to drive. The truck was now under his control. "You're doing good, Bunsen. You need to take your foot off the brake and give it a little gas now." Mikey continued on, feeling happy at how Bunsen was literally a pro at driving an ice cream truck. Bunsen giggled and nodded cutely and removed his foot from the brake and onto the gas pedal, pushing on the gas pedal a bit too much, jerking the truck forward down the road, making Bunsen slam down on the brakes and jerking both boys forward in their seats. Laughing and tightening his seatbelt, Mikey said. "Maybe a little less gas, Bunsen. Don't hit it too hard."
Bunsen smiled lovingly and gave his best friend another cute nod, moving off the brake and back onto the gas pedal, pressing his foot lightly on the gas pedal. The truck moved forward slowly and Mikey sighed in relief. He did want to see how fast Bunsen could go and laughed a little bit.
"Bunsen, you could be next racing legend with your driving! Give the truck even more gas and show what a cuddly speed beast you really are." Mikey replied happily, as Bunsen flashed an adorable and cute smile at his human buddy and sprouted multiple arms and gave Mikey a quick hug.
"Aw, Mikey, all this love is going to make me turn so red!" Bunsen remarked cutely, feeling so happy by Mikey's kind words and looking at the speedometer to see they're only going at a pathetic five miles per hour.
Bunsen then pressed his foot down hard on the gas pedal, just as the truck screamed and sped out of the neighborhood at an impressive forty-five miles per hour and flying down the road, with both Mikey and Bunsen giggling and screaming wrecks of joy and happiness. They were going fast, but they both wanted to go even faster and Bunsen pushed harder on the gas pedal, as he drove even faster and faster down the road. He was already becoming a lead foot at the wheel and an adorable one at that.
"Give the truck more gas, Bunsen! You look so adorable stepping on the gas pedal!" Mikey replied happily, resting his head back in his seat and looking down at Bunsen's right foot firmly on the gas pedal.
Bunsen just giggled and blushed bright red at Mikey's touching words. He looked down at his foot on the gas pedal and steps harder on the gas, making the truck go even faster and faster. He saw the needle on the speedometer go over to the sixty miles per hour mark and climbing. It was so awesome and if it made Mikey happy, it made him happy and he was happy to grant his human buddy's wish.
"You like me when I hit the gas pedal, don't you?" Bunsen said cutely, teasing Mikey by easing up and stepping on the gas pedal playfully, getting the feeling that Mikey was about to tackle and hug him in a few minutes now.
"I can't take it much more, Bunsen! Please slam down hard on the gas pedal and really show off your driving skills!" Mikey begged Bunsen cutely, fiddling with his seatbelt and trying to lunge at Bunsen to hug the adorable beast tightly.
Bunsen was more than happy to oblige with his best friend's wishes, so he stepped hard on the gas pedal and the truck roared like an insane beast, flying down the road at over one hundred and ten miles per hour. Both boys jerked back against their seats and laughed like maniacs, with Bunsen's hands tightly gripped on the steering wheel and his purple foot was pressed to the floor as the truck continues to accelerate faster and faster down the road, with both of them getting the feeling they're riding an awesome rollercoaster.
"Mikey want even more gas, or should I brake?" Bunsen responded in a cute tone, keeping his foot hard on the gas pedal and wagging his cute furry tail cutely, with it smacking against the leather seat cutely.
"Unleash all the gas, Bunsen!" Mikey screamed in joy, raising down his winder and poking his head out screaming like some insane lunatic. It was quite possible that both he and Bunsen were completely insane! Twelve years driving an ice cream truck! Next time, they'll be flying a plane and eating peanuts together!
The truck was just screaming down the road at insane speeds and Bunsen was such an insane lead footed driving beast. He pushed his purple foot down harder on the gas, as the truck was screaming even louder and louder down the road, just as he shot confetti and grinned cutely at his high speed driving and begins honking the horn cutely.
"Bunsen, put the pedal to the metal! I want your foot pressed to the floor and hear the truck really roar!" Mikey screamed in joy, feeling the strong wings blowing through his clothes and hair. "And I've got that nice windblown look too!"
Bunsen smirked cutely and put such a cute little face, as he stepped on the gas pedal so hard, he pushes the gas pedal to the floor. The truck started making such a loud and ear-jarring screeching noise. The gas pedal and Bunsen's right foot began vibrating a little, with the truck rocketing down the road at over two hundred and fifty miles per hour and screaming past other cars at the insane speeds their going. The speedometer gone all the past the top speed mark and they were going at the truck's top speed, with Bunsen pounding hard on the gas pedal with all his might and screaming happily.
"Keep flooring it with all your might, Bunsen!" Mikey screamed happily, pulling himself back inside the truck and rolling the window back up. It was basically the best and most exciting ride of his life and he felt so happy right now.
Bunsen giggled and laughed, as he turned the wheel sharply to the right and the truck jerked to the right and sped off the road and into the grass, thanks to the truck being capable of going off road, they're in the clear. They came up to Amanda Killman's mansion, with both of them smirking cutely at each other and speeding towards the house at insane speeds, happy to deliver a little payback on their evil nemesis.
The truck rammed through several street signs and trees in it's path, with many people screaming and running away from the oncoming truck and Bunsen kept flooring the truck and having so much fun with the gas pedal. He turned the wipers on the and got rid of some tree branches and road signs on his windshield, with the mansion ready to be struck hard by them.
"Really put on the gas and unleash this truck's true speed, Bunsen!" Mikey begged his best friend cutely, growing even more excited and wanted to deal a little payback to Amanda after she tried to kiss him at the school play. "Show how much of a speedy beast you are with the gas!"
As Bunsen continues driving like a lead footed maniac, he stretches out one of his arms to a freezer housing ice cream, using his hand to open the freezer and taking out one of his delicious popsicle treats and eating the ice cream treat happily, burping cutely. Bunsen then bounced his cute butt around in the driver's seat and shot confetti with such an adorable tooth grin on his cute face, as he pushes the button and the truck flies towards the house like a rocket does when it launches, with Mikey hanging onto his seat and poor Bunsen holding onto the steering wheel for dear life, with the truck perfectly aimed to strike the house.
At the Killman household, Amanda was in here bedroom chatting on her various social media accounts about how amazing and evil she is and that snaps pictures of herself and posts them online, showing just how egotistical of a bratty girl she truly is. She laughed evilly as she looked at her own evil reflection in her cracked mirror.
"Ah! Nothing like basking in my own evil glory! I truly am the queen of all evil!" Amanda shouted as she laughed evilly, only to fall silent as she heard the sound of a truck roaring nearby and turned to look out the window. "Do these road crew imbeciles know not to make such irritating racket! I'm trying to enjoy my own evil! I'll have my dad put them out of a job!"
Amanda grabbed her phone and began sending a message for her father, only for everything around her to just explode as she catches sight of an ice cream barreling through her house at incredible speeds, unable to notice who was at the wheel of it. The truck speed out of the house as quickly as it had arrived and left her house in complete shambles, as she looked at everything she owned completely destroyed.
Back in their ice cream truck, Mikey and Bunsen were laughing their butts off wrecking Amanda's house, but they weren't done just yet. Bunsen kept giving the truck even more and more gas, as Mikey turned to look at him and pointed over to the gearshift, giving Bunsen another cute idea for them to use.
"Now threw this big truck in reverse and let's strike the house again!" Mikey shouted happily, bouncing in his seat and continuing to laugh, as Bunsen was more than happy to oblige with his best friend's wish.
Bunsen grabbed the gearshift and shifted into reverse while keeping his foot pressed to the floor, the truck roared and screeched and then started barreling towards the Killman household in reverse, just in time for Amanda to run out of the house screaming in terror clutching her serial killer teddy bear in her arms. The truck barreled through a different way through the house and caused severe damage to the house, with the truck being completely undamaged.
Bunsen then alternates between drive and reverse, as he has fun completely destroying the house and he and Mikey are both screaming happily in joy. He plows through several support beams and drove out of the house through the front door, mere seconds later the whole house collapsed into a smoldering heap of rubble and debris, with Amanda crying at having everything destroyed of hers.
"Cruse this happy world! What did I ever do to deserve this?!" Amanda screamed, slamming her hands down on the grass and then looking back at the rubble. "Okay, I probably did deserve this, but I'm pure evil!"
Bunsen and Mikey high-fived each other, with Mikey rubbing the salvia off his hand on his shift as they both sighed happily, feeling like they got their revenge on their bratty nemesis. Bunsen then shot his tongue out and licked Mikey's hand once more, coating it with salvia, but Mikey didn't even bother to clean it off now. It felt pretty nice.
So far, learning to drive has been pretty fun and Mikey is such a great driving teacher. He was definitely going to get his 'what-cense?' and get to drive himself and Mikey to school now and drive wherever they want now. He drove the truck back onto the open road and kept the gas pedal floored, as they saw a traffic light coming up on them and Mikey turned to face his lead footed best friend.
"You're going to have to step on the brakes and come to a complete stop when the light turns red, Bunsen." Mikey replied, seeing the light going from green to yellow, as he smiled at the adorable beast.
Bunsen nodded cutely and took his foot off the gas pedal and gently pushes down on the brakes, as the truck decelerated a little bit. He pushed his foot down hard on the brake, just as the truck slowed down some more and stopped smoothly right as the light turned red. He sighed happily and shot confetti. He stopped correctly at a red light. He was now a full on driving master.
The light then changed to green. Bunsen steps on the gas pedal once more and they continue driving down the road, as they saw the Muckledunk DMV coming up ahead, with their goal in sight, Bunsen floored the gas pedal and drove straight towards the building. He turned the wheel sharply to the right and pulled right into the parking lot, ready to learn the final steps to driving.
"Now find a parking space, then park the truck and turn it off." Mikey replied, feeling even more excited about Bunsen getting 'what-cense?' now more than ever before.
Bunsen smiled when he saw a parking space and drove right into it, slamming on the brakes and stopping right in place and parking the truck. He then turned the truck off and pulled his key out of the ignition. The two boys then unbuckled their seatbelts and Bunsen jumped out of his seat and hugged Mikey tightly, feeling so happy at knowing the basics of driving a truck and so happy that Mikey helped him learn.
"Mikey, you are the best driving teacher ever!" Bunsen screamed out, shooting out confetti and kissing Mikey on the cheek, making his human buddy blush a little bit at the affectionate action.
"Aw, I'll always help you out, no matter what. You deserve to legally drive, Bunsen." Mikey replied happily, rubbing Bunsen's soft furry back and snuggling with him cutely, as the adorable beast purred cutely.
"Aw... Come on, let's go get me my 'what-cense?'." Bunsen replied cutely, hugging Mikey tightly, as the boy opened the doors and they stepped out of the truck together, closing the door behind him.
Mikey then puts Bunsen down and holds his cute purple hand, an action that fills Bunsen with so much happiness in his heart. The two boys then proceeded to walk inside the DMV, only five seconds later, get kicked out of the place literally by a bunch of rude people saying twelve years can't have driver's licenses. The act had hurt Bunsen so badly that he started crying waterfalls of tears, flooding the parking lot with his tears.
Mikey was angry with them for hurting his best friend. How dare they kick them out and mock poor Bunsen like that! He's a better driver than most adults here and he definitely deserves them. He hated seeing Bunsen so depressed and decided to help him get his 'what-cense?' another way.
"Don't worry, Bunsen, I have an idea on how you get your 'what-cense?'. These jerks don't understand how awesome you truly are and we'll show them." Mikey replied, reaching down and pulling Bunsen in a much needed hug, which the sad beast returned without a second thought.
"How can I get my 'what-cense?' now?" Bunsen asked sadly, feeling some hope in his heart from what Mikey just responded with.
Mikey only smiled at Bunsen and whispered what it was into the adorable beast's ear. Bunsen gasped and stopped crying, as he spread a huge and adorable grin across his cute face and laughed cutely, loving the idea immensely.
Hours later, at van parked near a local nightclub, Bunsen and Mikey pulled up in their ice cream truck and parked the truck. They both hopped out of the truck and could here the familiar screaming and crying of their ice cream man of a hero, Commander Cone. He was now in the illegal business of making fake ID cards and driver's licenses. It was an easy way to make money, despite how much he screams about giving fake IDs to children and all that drama.
Bunsen smiled cutely, as he and Mikey approached the van and saw Commander Cone inside the van, handing a teenager their new fake ID, allowing them to now head inside the nightclub. He then waved to the teen, before breaking down crying and banging his gloved hand on his desk.
"For the love of all that is good, I am giving fake IDs to children! I am so horrible!" Commander Cone cried, before grabbing his picture of Vanessa and kissing it. "But please take me back, Vanessa! Next!"
Bunsen walked up the van and smiled lovingly at Commander Cone, who flashed a somewhat sad smile at the boys. Oh man, he's not going to give these kids fake IDs. He deserves to be in jail for doing this, but at least Vanessa will notice him, hopefully.
"Hi, Commander Cone, I would like one new driver's 'what-cense?'!" Bunsen said happily, handing the mentally unstable forger the correct amount of money to make a fake licenses.
"Coming right up, little beast buddy." Commander Come replied, before banging his head repeatedly on his desk and snapping Bunsen's picture for the fake driver's license. "Why am doing this? I'm giving a twelve year old a driver's license!"
Moments later, the window opened and he presented Bunsen was newly forged and perfectly convincing driver's license that said Bunsen was seventeen years old, even though he wasn't really seventeen. Bunsen shot confetti and thanked him for making him a fake 'what-cense?'. It was possibly one of the best days of his entire life! He finally got his 'what-cense?'!
"Mikey, I got my 'what-cense?'!" Bunsen screamed happily, shooting out confetti and hugging Mikey tightly, feeling tears of joy in his cute yellow eyes.
Bunsen and Mikey were driving home to Bunsen's living house to get some sleep and Mikey was spending the night with him yet again. Mikey should just ask his parents to let him move in with Bunsen's family. That way they could love on each other every single day and get to be together always and forever, even though they practically were always together.
They were eating ice cream like they were when Commander Cone first gave Bunsen the ice cream. It was so nostalgic reliving such a beautiful memory, only this time Bunsen finally had his 'what-cense?'. They both felt so happy for each other and it was time to do something special to celebrate the occasion.
"Bunsen, this is so cool that you can drive! When did you get your license?" Mikey asked cutely, waiting to hear Bunsen's adorable response once more.
"My what-cense?" Bunsen asked in a seemingly confused manner, before busting out laughing with Mikey and continuing. "I just got it a few minutes ago. What does this button do?"
Bunsen pressed a button on the console, as the ice cream truck suddenly became an actual rocket and soared into the sky as Bunsen and Mikey were both screaming happily. They then turned around and flew towards Bunsen's home fast, as they both screamed happily, enjoying the moment. It was so cool getting to experience it once again.
Bunsen finally got his 'what-cense?', through illegal means but he finally got it regardless. Mikey helped him get it and he will never forget it. He had the best driving teacher in the world, who was also his best friend. He loves Mikey so much and this act of kindness makes him love him even more. Mikey is truly the greatest.
The end.
Wow, another story finished! I really enjoyed writing this and Mikey would definitely be a great driving teacher for Bunsen. Bunsen just looks so cute driving that ice cream truck and I just had to write story about him. How he says his license is one of the cutest things he's ever said and it makes me squeal with joy seeing him so adorable like this! :) Anyway, please do leave a review and let me know what you think of the story and I'll see you guys in the next story! Bye-bye!
ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS: CUTE, BUNSEN, CUDDLY, IS, COOL, A, PERFECT, BEAST! BUNSEN IS A BEAST! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BUSEN! :') *grabs Bunsen and jumps into the truck with him as we started making out and Bunsen steps on the gas pedal*