Disclaimer: 'Resident Evil/Biohazard' is property of Capcom respectfully. I'm 85 percent sure that Walt Disney owns 'Never Smile at a Crocodile', but please correct me if I'm wrong! Ja ne!
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Never Kiss With A Nemesis
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Never Smile At A Crocodile')
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Never kiss with a Nemesis.
No, you can't get horny with a Nemesis.
Don't be taken in by his beastly grin,
He'll puncture you with his tentacles within his skin.
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Never kiss with a Nemesis.
Never lick his tongue, if even he insists.
Never wave, never smirk, not a hoot, not a flirt.
Give a hiss but never kiss with a Nemesis!
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You may think he's cute when he growls,
Even if his breath smells so foul!
Best get running when he shouts "STARS!", run afar!
Don't know where, don't know how!
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But remember:
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Never kiss with a Nemesis.
No, you can't have him on MySpace's Top Friends List.
Don't be so allured by this great grandeur,
Don't invite him to your house to give a pedicure.
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Never kiss with a Nemesis.
He will grind you into summer ice-cold squish.
Never anticipate, a wedding or a date.
Any wish but never kiss with a Nemesis!
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Owari
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