Summary: This story was inspired by a crazy dream my little sister. Involves a broski in the shower, the best in the world and the executive vice president of talent relations.
Embrace the Hate
Zack Ryder was in the shower.
"Putcha hands up. Putcha putcha hands up!" he sang. He seen someone's shadow.
"Wh- who's there!" he screamed.
"Ryder. RYDER.RYDER!" said the mysterious voice.
"EMBRACE THE HATE."
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Ryder screamed.
"EMBRACE THE HATE."
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
"EMBRACE THE HATE." Zack had no choice but he hugged Kane while he was naked.
Next victim…..
CM Punk was getting ready for his match.
"Punk. Ohhhh Punk." Said a voice.
" Oh for loves sake AJ stop it." Punk said.
"It's me Punk. EMBRACE THE HATE."
"I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" Punk said proudly.
"EMBRACE THE HATE!"
"I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"
"KANE HUG!"
"I AM THE BEST IN THE…WHAT!"
Last victim…..
"Oh big Johnny! EMBRACE THE HATE!" Kane yelled.
" I am John Laurinaitis and I am the executive vice president of talent relations."
"I don't care who you are! JUST EMBRACE THE HATE!"
" I am John Laurinaitis and I am the executive vice of…"
"KANE HUG!"
THE END
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