Carmelita: Hello everyone! Carmelita Fox here
Neyla: Allo lovelies. Constable Neyla here once again. We have teamed up to give you this series of humorous vignettes, sketches, spoofs and misadventures for your reading pleasure!
Ah, Video Game City. A bright beautiful glistening city of pixellated skies, bright oceans and its many lovable denizens. And if we look across the Wario Wharf, we see our main characters Carmelita Fox and Neyla Knightley.
"Lovely night for a walk, wouldnt you agree Ironsides?" Neyla asked in her Cockney accent, the soft hooting of owls in the background as she and Carmelita strolled down the grasslands